Funny guy

By stillembarrassed - 06/08/2013 17:01 - United Kingdom

Today, the window cleaner did his rounds at my house. I sat at my mirror applying makeup and doing my hair. When he came to my window, he yelled rather loudly, "Stop putting on a show for me, you dirty slut!" FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 431
You deserved it 6 688

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I would tell him that his services are no longer required at your place. What an ass.

Comments

TheDrifter 23

So, what were you wearing while applying that makeup, OP? Inquiring minds want to know what sort of show offended him so much.

fml1365 30
Ins0mau 20

You'd fire him for having a sexy arse?

doo_f 9

he should be embarrassed, not you! so self-centered and arrogant of him!

Wow that is so unprofessional. you should contact who he works for and report him, they might suspend him, or at the very least change his window cleaning rounds. Sorry for your embarrassment OP and just doing make up is hardly putting on a show especially when fully clothed.

perdix 29

Which hair were you doing? The crotchetal kind, I daresay?

TheDrifter 23

Braiding her back hair to go out later.

That's actually quite funny. Take a joke, op.

Reading through the comments, I was beginning to think I was the only one who had this reaction.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Sounds like he wanted attention. If that was the case, do so by firing him. That'll give him more then enough.

This just reminded me of that one song from the lounge Lizards about window cleaners

since when is putting on make up make you a **** hes got problems sorry op

Hope he's not your window cleaner anymore..