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Because there's nothing that'll make the panties drop like cleaning windows for a living. I bet he just can't keep the ladies off him. He's probably just used to really thirsty bitches, OP, cut him some slack..
he has to have been a troller, a very stupid one.
*troll. Not troller
Ah. Okay. I guess I wasn't thinking when I posted that. I was thinking of "troller" as "one who trolls" But then... After the editing period had expired, I thought, oh right... A troll is one who trolls.
uhh, what?
Was it really that hard to understand? My brain went back to elementary thinking, a conductor is one who conducts, a runner is one who runs, etc. This was before I had eaten and I wasn't at my brightest. My brain figured, Troller is one who trolls and that's what I put. I didn't think that a troll is the right term. I don't know why so many were so negative... to have buried my original comment... And I hadn't realized what my mistake until AFTER the two minute period for editing passed. And I felt it would have been stupider to post another comment under my original one. Sorry that my second comment was confusing. And thank you, and the others who post replies under my comments, for not being rude like I've seen others be on this site.
Poor fella! He has some major issues!
Don't mind him, he's just bitter that his life isn't straight out of a porno. He's probably also a pool boy, a cable guy and a pizza delivery man.
Pizza delivery? Like cas...
Don't forget a plumber and doctor!
Yikes, I think his life sucks more than yours if he has to resort to putting people down and pretend he's got girls lining up for him just to make himself feel better about being a lonely window washer, his highest achievement.
He definitely wants you.
Well, I can't say I disagree with the "Putting up a show" thing. I personally think make up, and any form of it, is literally paint on your face and is therefor fake. People always hate me for this opinion, but if you think about it, wouldn't the world of female body-issue's be a lot nicer without make up (and photoshop and all such things)? Even without the little things?
I don't think so. It's hard to call makeup "fake" because it implies a lot without any explanation. What do you mean by fake? Is it fake to alter your appearance? Then why wear clothes other than what covers you to the point of modesty, why style your hair, why shave? It's a form of expression for lots of people, it emphasizes your beautiful features (eg mascara draws attention to your eyes) and covers blemishes (I don't consider myself to be defined by pimples, why should I be ashamed of covering those up?), and can be really enjoyable. It's only detrimental to your self image when you feel "ugly" without it (though fair enough, most young girls do). Yes, photoshop creates false standards, I agree 100 percent. But don't pass judgement over girls that want to wear makeup.
So women shouldn't shave, use deodorant, wear bras, etc. either using that logic. Women who use makeup aren't any different from guys who gel their hair or shave their face. It's just a way to either boost confidence in ones own level of attractiveness or to stand out in a crowd. Neither are bad things.
I believe that's 'two-bit *****'.
Yup, just what I was saying. If I put on just a little eyeliner, I already look so much different. I do believe altering your appearance is fake and I don't like any form of it, just like push up bra's or whatever. I do agree that shaving is also fake in a form. But for me, it's different because we all know that girls have hair, while with make up, a lot of guys don't realize what it can do to someones appearance. And I don't really judge people/women for wearing make up, never said that. I'm just stating what I think of it, don't feel so offended.
One man's don't is another man's do...
To op I would said show? Then pay up! This "show" is not for free!
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I would tell him that his services are no longer required at your place. What an ass.
He's got problems