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By picklebug - 26/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML

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By whovian221b - 25/08/2015 22:46 - United States

Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 07:35

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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By ValeyFallsAlot - 14/01/2011 14:18

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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Lightweight

By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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Falling Down

By Anonymous - 10/08/2020 02:12

Today, I woke up in hospital. Apparently, I fell down the stairs, broke 3 ribs, one toe, and hit my head so much that 12 stitches were needed. I also blacked out for an hour before my husband found me covered in blood. Recovery should take about a month and a half. FML

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By iLikeMyLegs - 09/05/2013 23:18 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I was rushed to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever. The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease. I can hear them discussing my future with an amputated leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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Life is pain

By pussy - 21/04/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, since my family and friends always make fun of me for being a wuss when it comes to pain, when I stubbed my toe, I made a point to not scream or complain in any way. Instead, I vomited and fainted. FML

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negb 30

Saturday 27 July 2013 0:01

Wow I get that it was a joke but that's horrible to scare someone like that

Teddzz 19

Saturday 27 July 2013 0:02

Being a doctor, he should know not to make such jokes. Not everyone takes them.

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firstbasemaster 15

Saturday 27 July 2013 0:07

I wish i had a doctor like that

Trisha_aus 15

Saturday 27 July 2013 0:28

There's one just like him on FML.. DocBastard.

Elfkid21 19

Saturday 27 July 2013 12:41

its good for a dr to have a since of humor, yes. but it's better while talking about something serious, that they just give it to you straight. TRUST ME!!!

Headcrab 29

Saturday 27 July 2013 0:09

Come on OP, you had.to know he was joking...

tragicnightmare 15

Saturday 27 July 2013 10:34

most doctors i see have a sense of humour like this too. but they dont say it in a serious voice

TaniasaysFMLL 15

Saturday 27 July 2013 0:09

Why would a physician joke like that while looking at an injury. Seems to me they should learn the appropriate time to make a joke. Sorry, OP. At least he won't actually have to amputate it, right?

Iceman225 11

Saturday 27 July 2013 0:10

That's not even funny. That nurse shouldn't be in that field if she can't respect her patients.

Trentger 10

Saturday 27 July 2013 0:17

not really professional

DocBastard 38

Saturday 27 July 2013 0:21

If it was a relatively insignificant injury like an ankle sprain, that's a ******* hilarious joke. If the foot was hanging on by a tendon, it was neither a joke nor was it funny. I suspect the former.

blackonblight 32

Wednesday 31 July 2013 11:10

Well, if they fell down the stairs they might be more than a bit out of it, I'd think. Assuming they actually fell DOWN the stairs, not just slipped.

laaryssa 21

Saturday 27 July 2013 0:21

That's really rude and unprofessional especially if it wasn't said in a joking tone. Sorry about all of this OP I wouldn't be too happy with that "joke" either and I have a great sense of humor

tegraturbo2000 15

Saturday 27 July 2013 0:39

op did say he bit his lip

mosquito19 14

Saturday 27 July 2013 0:22

yeah, its only your foot, not your tities.

graceinsheepwear 33

Saturday 27 July 2013 1:52

Somebody forgot to take their asshole antidote today. And to stay awake in class when they are covering spelling rules.

frizz101 22

Saturday 27 July 2013 0:22

When your in pain and scared, I can understand OP's reaction. The doctor was seriously being unprofessional, even if he was just trying to make you feel better. The nurse on the other hand should rethink his/her occupation, because that is not a bedside manner appropriate in a hospital.

riveju 7

Saturday 27 July 2013 0:25

Coming from a healthcare professional who works in a trauma one hospital, I can tell that sometimes its important, for your own sanity, to inject humor into a situation. However, you also have to be able to tell who can take a joke like that and who might be too anxious for that kind of humor.