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By nomwar - 17/06/2013 13:55 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving I became extremely gassy, so I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did I know, the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off, all eyes turned to me. FML
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Same thing different taste

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By Morrissey - 06/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
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meridius4510 4

I had that happen in a movie theater once. It echoed.

What happened to excusing yourself and doing it in the bathroom? Yeah, these days, searching for common decency takes a MRI, X-ray and search lights during the day.

Then u shudve followed that up by can anyone smell popcorn...? That way the jokes on them after they all inhale deeply!

AngelLovesDerby 10

I would have burst out laughing. Own it, dude!

marlize 6

Oh no! Haha imagine the song" all eyes on us" was playing

well at least you had a moment you'll never forget :)

godofwar8899 10

Maybe go to the bathroom next time.....