Gassy in 4/4

By nomwar - 17/06/2013 13:55 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar with friends. After arriving I became extremely gassy, so I planned a smooth release during the loud music. Little did I know, the bar occasionally dips its music to hear the guests singing. When the music turned off, all eyes turned to me. FML
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justmeCee 16

That's just gross, Op. YDI for not going to the restroom, or stepping outside to fart...LOL

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tay_liz7 5

Did the bathroom just not strike your fancy as an option or what??

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amifaiyaz 12

just move your asscheek up a bit for a silent fart.

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bloodangel1973 8

You need to master the art of the fart

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INDYSTRUCTABLE 43

you should have turned around and acted just as surprised

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iammaddie1234 9

Well, from all of the other similar posts about this on here, I'd avoid doing that sort of thing :x

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thejimler 9

Nobody's gonna know, who'd hear it? Give a little "poot poot", it's OK! *FART* Oops my cd just skipped And everyone just heard you let one rip

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23Z9TZO 18

**** you, go outside next time.

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irishgal13 5

this is way overused. probably fake.

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