Gassy

By Fartnonymous - 18/08/2015 10:59 - Qatar - Doha

Today, it's been a week since I started farting in my sleep for no apparent reason. It's so frequent and so foul-smelling that my husband and I are both losing sleep and are having to take afternoon naps to make up for it. FML
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skippydoda 32

If it's that bad perhaps you should see a doctor.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Maybe you both should invest in gas masks.

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AnicaWoW 14

Have you been eating anything different lately to upset your stomach? Pregnant?

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calypso1212 14

That was my first thought. Take a pregnancy test. I know when I was pregnant I had horrible gas.

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donnybrook 5

I had the same problem. GF was not pleased. Here's what worked for me. Bought some acidophilus. Got a few different kinds. Took several times every day, several pills at a time.

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SubparAtBest 23

I hope you dont do that with all your medication..

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jadalaheart 23

If it's recent there's most likely a reason behind it I would look into it if I were you.

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TheNewGuy03 28

It could be attributed to a dietary change, no matter how minor it may seem. Different foods cause different reactions in different people.

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GeorgiaBea 28

Love that everyone is trying to help you diagnose your issue. Hopefully the OP sees this.

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worldclassrager 39

One or two of those plug in air fresheners?

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gracehi 31

I imagine it's not doing your sex life any favors either.

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buckdharma 37

Stop having breakfast at Taco Bell. Don't do it. Stop. Just no.

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dizzygirl 9

Could you be pregnant ? I know since I've been pregnant I've been very gassy especially at night. And I'm only a few weeks along we haven't even had our first prenatal appt yet.

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kaylabunny1999 22

I would recommend going to the doctor or at the very least look it up online. In the meantime maybe watch what you are eating. Good luck op!

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MandieL 27

Looking medical issues up online leads to two possible outcomes every time. You are either pregnant, or have cancer. Best to see a Doctor rather than try to self diagnose an issue.

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