Gassy

By Fartnonymous - 18/08/2015 10:59 - Qatar - Doha

Today, it's been a week since I started farting in my sleep for no apparent reason. It's so frequent and so foul-smelling that my husband and I are both losing sleep and are having to take afternoon naps to make up for it. FML
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skippydoda 32

If it's that bad perhaps you should see a doctor.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

Maybe you both should invest in gas masks.

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A_Net_70 7

They sell med for that or take laxative and clean your self out!!

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TheDevilsDevices 15

It never crossed your mind to go to the pharmacy & buy some gas aid? Just sayin...

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jmagd781 16

"for no apparent reason"?? obviously you're gassy. change your eating habits and(don't eat late at night) and don't eat gassy foods. problem solved.

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tigerbite 3

could be a failing gall bladder. or just a lack of a certain vitamin. might be something you want to get checked out though, just to make sure it's not serious.

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tehdarkness 21

Is it your time of the month?

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zyero 9

Humans expell on average one liter of gas per day via belching/farting. If you are one of those ladies that holds it in all the time from the unnatural belief that women don't fart, it all comes out at night when you are asleep and your sphincter relaxes.... I've been around one of those really pretty model-like women who never pass gas while she was sleeping on the couch.... Absolutely the most manly farts I ever did here and I could never look at her the same way again

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theskankmonster 3

If you could 'never look at her the same way again' then it sounds like you too believe women don't fart. What exactly do you expect us to do?

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TishaHowlett 7

bad gas is a uncommon symptom of pregnancy.

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