Generation III

By Brock - 02/02/2013 21:20 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML
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rikitsumiatsu 11

If she doesn't respect pokémon she doesn't deserve respect.

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alexhaz64 4

You're better off this way. You need someone who can appreciate Pokemon!

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ulissey_fml 22

Guess you've just been black buried...

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ulissey_fml 22

They weren't blueberries anyway. They were indigo berries .

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GingerNinja7 17

You're the sock puppet guy, aren't you?! Well, on the bright side, at least you managed to get out of the house!

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kingsian 15

I would've left you right there by your Pokemon too!!! I agree with her your damn fault!!!

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laden_swallow09 34

His fault for taking an interest in something? His fault for having a hobby? Get over yourself, you fecking prude.

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aplexis 8

And what's so horrible about pokèmon?

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squideth 18

38 no one wants to date a judgmental holier-than-thou prick like yourself anyway.

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kingsian 15

Im a prick, I won't get a date and I'm stuck up because I don't like some lame cartoon well ok trust me I got plenty of females I got a good job, I'm educated, i pay all my own bills and I don't watch cartoons about stupid rat looking things.

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aplexis 8

188- Woah, calm down. You're stuck up because you can't over look one "flaw". You've go plenty of girls? I'm not so sure I believe you on that. Sure to you it's a lame cartoon. And the Super Bowl to me is stupid. We all have your opinions. I just find it sad you can't overlook one difference and stay with a person.

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kingsian 15

I don't attract white girls so I wouldn't think I would attract someone like you. I am very calm I'm not offended at all because you have never seen me I really don't care how you feel and since I seen you I would like to say you my friend are not very attractive at all.

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junpeiIori 17

My ex left me because I didn't want watch the Superbowl with her. I'm not into football. I've tried to follow it, but it doesn't interest me. If small things like that make you leave someone, you need to reevaluate yourself

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ulissey_fml 22

That sucks, you got ditched. Mewtoo.

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charvisioku 22

Whut? But that's adorable... her loss xD

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SharnaaaBanana 22

Well, incoming hate for me. I can understand why she walked away, I mean if op is old enough to be going on a date than it does sound a bit childish to be confusing a child's game with blueberries. Well i suppose it's definately proven not a child's game, but its targeted at children and so it leaves a bad impression on ops date. FYL though, it was only a slip of the tongue.

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beanthemouse 13

Why should somone hate/dislike/not be intrested in somthing just beacuse its for kids? I still love teddy bears, and I not give a flying F if they are for kids. Nobody can help what they like, and the stupid girl should of known that! She should of just said "okay" and carried on to get to know more about him, beacuse he could be a doctor. I believe that NOTHING is for "kids". Younger children may play with them, but that does not mean its just for them. Also, no one should impress their date when it comes to personality and intrests. Everyone has the right to be themselves and not be intimidated by shallow morons. Some girls expect guys to be perfect and manly. Nobody is perfect, I wish some people would know that.

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Pyapi 20

Agreed with #67! Everyone has those "weird childish" likes, as so many people call them. My grandmother's a huge Mario player, yet my grandfather never felt it was childish of her. My dad enjoys watching animated movies - Nemo, Shrek, Shark Tale, you name it. My mom's never been remotely bothered by it... Really, it's a small thing. You might not like it, but that's no reason to dump someone or leave a date. It's something so minor...

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rugby_lover09 13

I would have responded with "Pikachu! I choose YOU"!

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ulissey_fml 22

Never mind, you are way out of her League ..

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Atchoo 8

It obviously wasn't going as well as you thought if that's all it took to set her off. Good riddance.

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