Pokémon and Love: Generation III

Generation III

By Brock - 02/02/2013 21:20 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML

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By wowzer - 28/08/2014 19:58 - Puerto Rico - Gurabo

Today, I went on a date with the world's biggest lightweight. She got blind drunk on wine before dessert, and slurred, "You look like... like a black... blueberry." Amused, I said, "You mean a blackberry?" She stared at me for several long seconds, confused, then passed out. Check please. FML

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Secret Weeb

By chickennbenchpress - 31/05/2011 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 16:19 - United States - Newark

Today, I had to explain to my friend that a blue raspberry is not a blackberry, and that blue raspberry is an artificial flavor, not a fruit. This explanation took much longer than it should have. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2012 20:02 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML

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Dating is hell

By ZombiKilla - 16/08/2016 02:46 - United States - Delta

Today, I went on a date. Met the guy at the restaurant, everything seemed to be going OK, but then he spent the entire dinner talking about Pokemon GO, and wouldn't let me say a word. He suddenly stops talking, gets up, says he, "doesn't feel a connection" and leaves. I had to pay the bill. FML

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Nature is healing

By Anonymous - 03/08/2021 18:01 - Germany

Today, I ended up in the hospital by accidentally eating poisonous berries, from a plant that I've known since childhood to be poisonous, which I also recognized as belonging to the nightshade family. I still don’t understand what made them look tasty. Brain fart of the century, I guess. FML

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Pleased to meet you

By Cookie Monster nom nom - 17/05/2021 15:01 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with a cute girl. Everything was going great, until the food arrived. She not only shoveled food into her mouth like it was going to run away, she also smacked, sucked her fingers and laughed out loud with her mouth completely full. It was like dining with a 5-year-old. FML

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Pleased to meet y'all

By rokkstarrrVRV - 28/12/2013 08:42 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML

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Confused?

By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I was going on a dinner date with a girl I had just met. After I picked her up I asked her if she would like to get lobster. She looked at me and asked if those were the red ones. Confused I nodded. She replied, "Sorry, I don't eat red meat." I laughed. She was serious. FML

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By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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rikitsumiatsu 11

Sunday 3 February 2013 1:23

If she doesn't respect pokémon she doesn't deserve respect.

alexhaz64 4

Sunday 3 February 2013 1:25

You're better off this way. You need someone who can appreciate Pokemon!

Comments

showmeyourears 19

Sunday 3 February 2013 4:50

I would've made sweet love to you that very moment.

aplexis 8

Sunday 3 February 2013 4:56

So, she didn't choose you?

lolita88_fml 27

Sunday 3 February 2013 5:04

Dear OP, I love you. Marry me. We can sail the seas atop a Lapras, and pick all the oran, cherri, and pecha berries we want. We can rest upon Mt. Moon with the Clefairies and Clefables dancing around us. Together we could tackle Victory Road, you can be champion, and I shall be a Pokémon professor! We could travel all over, to Johto, Kanto, Hoenn, everywhere, searching for rare candies and gold nuggets. We can raise our Pokémon together, my Charmander would love you. If you feel as strong as I do, you'll find me in Cerulean City..my love.. PS: You can Squirtle on my Jigglypuffs anytime ;)

IxCallxBULLSHIT 9

Sunday 3 February 2013 17:21

#95 : I will marry you... Because you my dear ! are AWESOME. I am a girl btw. ^_^

doritowhore 9

Sunday 3 February 2013 5:26

That's actually cute.

godfathermock 19

Sunday 3 February 2013 5:27

If she can't talk Pokemon talk she is either too young or not cool enough.

wvcheesehead1 9

Sunday 3 February 2013 5:51

That is why there are so many stupid people in the world... smart nerds say goofy shit and cockblock themselves. It is ok to have an interest in such things, but first date is not the time to bring them up.