Generation III

By Brock - 02/02/2013 21:20 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML
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rikitsumiatsu 11

If she doesn't respect pokémon she doesn't deserve respect.

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alexhaz64 4

You're better off this way. You need someone who can appreciate Pokemon!

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Aw, I would have giggled and gave you a hug. Pokémon is awesome. She wasn't worth it, but FYL for having to go through that.

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therealcheese 7

Whoever dosent care about pokemon must die in the firy pits of hell will satan makes them go through labor 160 time even if there a guy.

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Calingaladha 21

Judging by their spelling...I don't think they know.

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iJUSTINsane 12

Sadly, I guess you can't catch 'em all :/

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Satoaoi 13

electrocute that bitch with your Pikachu

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SWC_Penguin 17

You shouldn't vote for this guy just because you like Pokemon. This isn't about liking Pokemon or not, it's about him accidentally confusing it with the real world. I love Ghostbusters, but if I accidentally called my dad 'Egon' then he'd be right to be concerned about me!

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hellonyancat 6

She's going to have a hard time finding someone if she walks away every time a guy has a hobby she doesn't share. It's not FYL op, she sounds like a bitch anyway. Bullet dodged.

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c0c0_fml 16

How old are you? Sorry but I would've been confused too. I used to care about Pokemon when I was 8 and don't remember a single thing so come on, grow up.

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missalice0306 19

It's perfectly normal to still hold onto bits and pieces of your childhood, so come on, don't be so judgmental.

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c0c0_fml 16

Ahhhh -_- If you reach a point where you mix up made up words with real ones, I think you have a problem.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

"I don't like it anymore, I stopped playing it when I was eight! Grow up! Start being just like me!" I had no idea your personal tastes were the barometer of personal growth.

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c0c0_fml 16

Poor thing. You really are confused too. If you want me to make it easier for you to understand I will take a minute to explain it for you. I was explaining OP why his date was confused by giving him an example of my own experience. ;) I didn't expect people to twist what I wrote. I thought it would be easy to understand but I guess maybe not for people like you.

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missalice0306 19

While it is true that you might have been confused since you haven't played pokemon since you were 8, that doesn't mean that playing pokemon beyond that age is a sign of immaturity. You really don't get why your comment is offensive now do you?

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NotGabe 28

If she doesn't appreciate Oran berries, feed her Pomeg berries with bitter roots.

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fuzz97 23

As Lloyd Christmas might say, "Man! You are one pathetic loser!"

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