Genius

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML
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stronghand0331 17

That's not laziness, that is pure innovation.

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IFightFoos 0

Idiot? That man is a genius!

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peasinacan 0

idiot?...this man needs to be recongnized as a genuis!!

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jordan259 0

sounds like a genious to me!!!

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unlucky_1652 0

thats freaking amazing! im gonna start doing that!!

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ItsJustMe17 9

dude he has the flu. give him a break. I'm sick at home right now with something much less than the flu and I wish I were a boy so I could go pee like that cuz I feel so bad

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atomicbaboon 0

am I the only one who's wondering how OP's roommate turns the hose on and off?

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sstslayer 3

the hose head... You can block and release the water flow from it. He'd just have to leave the tap on.

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Tiannak 0

that sounds like more work than just getting water and going to the bathroom...

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joshmalestine 0

you get your water from the bathroom? are you poor or something?

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