Genius

By Anonymous - 18/01/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML
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stronghand0331 17

That's not laziness, that is pure innovation.

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IFightFoos 0

Idiot? That man is a genius!

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seniors 5

If he's a lazy idiot how did he connect all those together? Ppl wouldn't have thought about that So the Guy is a genius :D

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RedFury 0

Ur roommate is epic!! :D

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sallen0046 4

That's an awful lot of pre-planning and line running for a guy you claim is so lazy...

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Rakshasa23 0

Dude.... This doesn't belong on FML. Try MLIA. Your roommate just might be the most awesome person ever. ^_^

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Beaniebabima 0

How the hell is this genius? It shows how much of a lazy **** he is!!!!!!!!!! Thats just nasty. Get up get a huge jug of water, and use that for a drink. Get up piss and or shit in the potty. After I had my c-section i was up n at em 8 hours later dam

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Acousticpixie14 6

Yeah, it's lazy. That what makes it genius. He made it possible for him to be that lazy. Get it?

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kcnutt10 1

Idiot?!? No, that is GENIUS!

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notsofriendly 17

he is brilliant. and probably going to get sicker from drinking nasty garden hose water

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Ruckainc 0

Idiot? More like mad genius!

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frostiebeanz 0

he is sick leave him alone

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