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By AFSDALK:AFSDQWE - 23/11/2013 18:33 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, my boss made me cover for him by working two extra hours, because he had to rush home early to deal with an "emergency". The emergency was taking a shit, because he claims to have a phobia of doing them anywhere but at home. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Frankly, I know how he feels, especially if he once accidentally clogged the toilet before his cute co worker went in afterwards... FML

It is not at all uncommon to feel uncomfortable using a public washroom. If I can avoid pooping in a place, where I have to sit for a while and have no idea who sat there before me.. not to mention the inconvenience of stinking up the place or even worse, making noises while there are other people around..

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snapdragon1100 7

It is a real condition.... Some people really are terrified of it. Granted two hours is quite excessive to go home, do his business, and come back.

I think that really shows that he trusts u. Sry u had to spend 120 min more at work but hopefully youre 1st in line for a promotion

What's sad is, my boss does the same thing. He leaves work to run home and take a shit.

I can't drop one anywhere but home, too...

I actually have a thing where I can't do that in public areas, only at home..

Marshal Erikson. I hope somebody gets the HIMYM reference.