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By AFSDALK:AFSDQWE - 23/11/2013 18:33 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, my boss made me cover for him by working two extra hours, because he had to rush home early to deal with an "emergency". The emergency was taking a shit, because he claims to have a phobia of doing them anywhere but at home. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Frankly, I know how he feels, especially if he once accidentally clogged the toilet before his cute co worker went in afterwards... FML

It is not at all uncommon to feel uncomfortable using a public washroom. If I can avoid pooping in a place, where I have to sit for a while and have no idea who sat there before me.. not to mention the inconvenience of stinking up the place or even worse, making noises while there are other people around..

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emirie 21

People should be a little less rude. If you wouldn't say it to someones face than don't say it behind a keyboard. And I'm talking about in general. But it was rude. Maybe it was her first thought on the topic. Not everyone is full of jokes.

ViviMage 39

I can relate to not wanting to use a public bathroom. But 2 hours?! He can hold it long enough to drive home and back and it took two hours?! I would assume a normal person would do it on less than 5-10 minutes! Look at it as overtime!

emirie 21

Darn, that wasn't my intentions. Shoot.

I don't think two hours of extra work is really anything to be FMLing about. And a lot of people don't use public bathrooms.

buttcramp 21

ugh that sucks. my husband is that way too! if he can't go at home, he'll only go to the bathroom in nice/decent looking office buildings, hotel lobby bathrooms, friends houses, and restaurants he gets take out from frequently lol won't go in grocery stores, malls, salons, gas stations or car garages, anywhere outside.... lol

Toilets get a really bad rap. There's more filth and bacteria per square inch on an office desk.