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By Buttscratcher - 03/03/2012 16:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML

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You deserved it 31 875

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 06:01

Today, I had to take a photo of my asshole after I sat on a rusty nail, causing considerable pain. Thankfully, no major damage was done. Unfortunately, the photo synced up to my mum's iPad, since it's linked to my Apple ID. FML

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By fsdjhgasjlhg - 03/08/2013 06:46 - Australia - Cairns

Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML

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You deserved it 4 990

By 11niko - 02/02/2012 04:57 - United States

Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butthole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

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You deserved it 7 020

What even is that?

By git recked lul - 01/12/2023 06:00 - United States - Allen Park

Today, I felt an itch on my butt so I went to the bathroom to scratch it. It was actually a dried layer of skin that broke from years of wear and tear, and now every time I shit I feel immense pain for the next hour. FML

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You deserved it 163

By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 05:06 - United States - Miami

Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML

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You deserved it 1 686

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By What an ass - 23/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, while using my phone camera as a mirror, I managed to broadcast a Facebook Live video of myself applying haemorrhoid cream to my asshole. FML

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You deserved it 1 253

By PigPen - 27/09/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML

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By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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You deserved it 574

Doomscrolling

By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 00:00

Today, it's only when my mom knocked on the door and asked, "Are you alright in there?" that I realised that I had been scrolling through the same Instagram feed whilst sat on the toilet for an hour. My legs had gone numb and I'm pretty sure the toilet seat is forever engraved in my arse cheeks. FML

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You deserved it 1 113

Stained

By maddie94 - 27/04/2009 09:14 - Australia

Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML

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RadPenny 6

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:55

Oh Apple :)

deviable 9

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:57

Why not just use a mirror?

Comments

Goatinsfriend 8

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:57

Those poor women.

TheFamilyElf 17

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:58

There's this really cool new invention called the mirror... Ever heard of it? It's quite helpful and saves you from situations such as this.

thatonetroll 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 21:30

Mirrors were invented long time ago actually.

TheFamilyElf 17

Saturday 3 March 2012 21:32

So was sarcasm.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 4 March 2012 0:27

That one troll.

DocBastard 38

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:58

When you act like an asshole, the whole world can see you're an asshole.* *Alternately, the whole world can see your asshole.

DKjazz 20

Sunday 4 March 2012 4:03

The depth of the statement depends on the depth of the asshole.

bettyc4 26

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:58

That stinks... ;D

bettyc4 26

Saturday 3 March 2012 22:48

So far 13 of you have no sense of cheap humor

bettyc4 26

Saturday 3 March 2012 23:36

At least 18 of you have no sense of cheap humor

niznor99 6

Saturday 3 March 2012 23:39

starman02 12

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:59

LOL! That is disgusting!

TheBeastiest 6

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:59

Ask about their opinion. The FML should have been posted by your mum saying "today, I was going to show my mum a picture of my son on my iPad bit instead a picture of his anus came up, almost gave her a heart attack FML.