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By Buttscratcher - 03/03/2012 16:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 06:01

Today, I had to take a photo of my asshole after I sat on a rusty nail, causing considerable pain. Thankfully, no major damage was done. Unfortunately, the photo synced up to my mum's iPad, since it's linked to my Apple ID. FML

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By fsdjhgasjlhg - 03/08/2013 06:46 - Australia - Cairns

Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML

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By 11niko - 02/02/2012 04:57 - United States

Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butthole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

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What even is that?

By git recked lul - 01/12/2023 06:00 - United States - Allen Park

Today, I felt an itch on my butt so I went to the bathroom to scratch it. It was actually a dried layer of skin that broke from years of wear and tear, and now every time I shit I feel immense pain for the next hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 05:06 - United States - Miami

Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML

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By What an ass - 23/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, while using my phone camera as a mirror, I managed to broadcast a Facebook Live video of myself applying haemorrhoid cream to my asshole. FML

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By PigPen - 27/09/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML

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By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 00:00

Today, it's only when my mom knocked on the door and asked, "Are you alright in there?" that I realised that I had been scrolling through the same Instagram feed whilst sat on the toilet for an hour. My legs had gone numb and I'm pretty sure the toilet seat is forever engraved in my arse cheeks. FML

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By maddie94 - 27/04/2009 09:14 - Australia

Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML

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RadPenny 6

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:55

Oh Apple :)

deviable 9

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:57

Why not just use a mirror?

Comments

Awsumuzzie 12

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:24

Because that's what the FML was about.

happy2468 21

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:25

Why the hell would you take a picture of your butthole?!

LesCDeal 6

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:31

I think the OP explains this. It's legit. Mirrors aren't much help in this area. Go ahead, see for yourself.

muckler 1

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:25

...ha.... Haha.... Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

TheSmoothDude 10

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:30

It wasn't that funny.

TheSmoothDude 10

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:32

At least photo stream didn't put a picture of someone else's butthole on the iPad.

pittjake 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:39

Hahaah sucks to be you!

riahlyn42392 8

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:43

I bet that had to be embarrassing

EvilTeddysRock 2

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:46

*jenna marbles voice* "you should NOT have shaved so close to your butt hole"

JadeWalker 14

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:49

Its called you need to take a shower and wipe ur ass better.

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:58

Maybe next time just look into a hand held mirror.

KRiddle 15

Saturday 3 March 2012 21:00

I feel bad for your mom and grammy...

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