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By Buttscratcher - 03/03/2012 16:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML

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You deserved it 31 875

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 06:01

Today, I had to take a photo of my asshole after I sat on a rusty nail, causing considerable pain. Thankfully, no major damage was done. Unfortunately, the photo synced up to my mum's iPad, since it's linked to my Apple ID. FML

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By fsdjhgasjlhg - 03/08/2013 06:46 - Australia - Cairns

Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML

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By 11niko - 02/02/2012 04:57 - United States

Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butthole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

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By git recked lul - 01/12/2023 06:00 - United States - Allen Park

Today, I felt an itch on my butt so I went to the bathroom to scratch it. It was actually a dried layer of skin that broke from years of wear and tear, and now every time I shit I feel immense pain for the next hour. FML

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You deserved it 163

By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 05:06 - United States - Miami

Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML

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By What an ass - 23/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, while using my phone camera as a mirror, I managed to broadcast a Facebook Live video of myself applying haemorrhoid cream to my asshole. FML

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You deserved it 1 255

By PigPen - 27/09/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML

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By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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You deserved it 576

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 00:00

Today, it's only when my mom knocked on the door and asked, "Are you alright in there?" that I realised that I had been scrolling through the same Instagram feed whilst sat on the toilet for an hour. My legs had gone numb and I'm pretty sure the toilet seat is forever engraved in my arse cheeks. FML

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You deserved it 1 114

Stained

By maddie94 - 27/04/2009 09:14 - Australia

Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 404

You deserved it 54 566

RadPenny 6

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:55

Oh Apple :)

deviable 9

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:57

Why not just use a mirror?

Comments

rattusrattus 18

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:06

At least it wasn't Facebook. Although you could have tagged it with all the people you don't like.

RedMosquito 4

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:07

Oh the joys of amateur proctology!

FMLsAreAwesome 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:07

Omg who the **** keeps on voting thumbs down on comments?!

Krirn 21

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:17

The kind of people OP tends to take pictures of.

perdix 29

Saturday 3 March 2012 22:59

You mom and grandma probably think you are trying too hard to get a boyfriend. I recall PhotoStream as being opt-in. When I realized how it worked, I said, "****, no!"

thewife5 19

Sunday 4 March 2012 3:06

I did

clumsychik 1

Sunday 4 March 2012 3:29

95- *girlfriend

Krirn 21

Sunday 4 March 2012 13:43

144- You missed the joke.

alvarny 17

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:08

You want to do a prostate examination while you're at it?

RedMosquito 4

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:09

Hey, just say it was homework. You had to study for your rectal exam.

XtraEzeee 8

Saturday 3 March 2012 21:22

Who said OP was in school?

XtraEzeee 8

Saturday 3 March 2012 21:25

Who said OP was in school?

XtraEzeee 8

Saturday 3 March 2012 21:25

Who said OP was in school?

TheSmoothDude 10

Saturday 3 March 2012 21:39

63 - I don't think you know what a rectal exam is.

MegaElectric 1

Saturday 3 March 2012 20:10

That's a You deserve it and I agree your life sucks. If u want in settings u can turn photo stream off.

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Saturday 3 March 2012 21:00

I don't know why people gave you thumbs down for this comment. I think the OP could find your comment to be very helpful.

Dracoboxer357 35

Sunday 4 March 2012 13:29

56- Unfortunately, many people don't tune into fml to be helpful, just to exchange commentary, and laugh at others misfortunes. ;) I'm here for all three, honestly, so if I can give an encouraging word or two, I will. :)