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By Buttscratcher - 03/03/2012 16:12 - United Kingdom

Today, I was suffering from a persistant, irritating itch on my butthole. Worried, I took a picture with my iPhone to get an idea of what was causing said itch. I never found the source, but my Mum and grandmother did, on the iPad. Thanks, Photo Stream. FML

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You deserved it 31 875

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 06:01

Today, I had to take a photo of my asshole after I sat on a rusty nail, causing considerable pain. Thankfully, no major damage was done. Unfortunately, the photo synced up to my mum's iPad, since it's linked to my Apple ID. FML

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By fsdjhgasjlhg - 03/08/2013 06:46 - Australia - Cairns

Today, I found a topless photo of my mother on my phone. Thanks, iCloud. FML

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By 11niko - 02/02/2012 04:57 - United States

Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butthole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

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By git recked lul - 01/12/2023 06:00 - United States - Allen Park

Today, I felt an itch on my butt so I went to the bathroom to scratch it. It was actually a dried layer of skin that broke from years of wear and tear, and now every time I shit I feel immense pain for the next hour. FML

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You deserved it 163

By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 05:06 - United States - Miami

Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML

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By What an ass - 23/02/2021 14:01 - Australia

Today, while using my phone camera as a mirror, I managed to broadcast a Facebook Live video of myself applying haemorrhoid cream to my asshole. FML

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By PigPen - 27/09/2009 05:00 - United States

Today, I had lunch with friends I hadn't seen in years. We took a few group shots with my camera, and I went home and downloaded them to my computer. Seeing them on my monitor, I noticed a yellow spot on my black shirt, so I looked down. A big, dried booger was stuck there. FML

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By Captain Oops-a-Lot - 03/11/2023 00:02

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2023 00:00

Today, it's only when my mom knocked on the door and asked, "Are you alright in there?" that I realised that I had been scrolling through the same Instagram feed whilst sat on the toilet for an hour. My legs had gone numb and I'm pretty sure the toilet seat is forever engraved in my arse cheeks. FML

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By maddie94 - 27/04/2009 09:14 - Australia

Today, I was in a shopping center when I went to the toilet. I came out, washed my hands and suddenly got a massive itch in my crotch. Without thinking I itched it. I then had to walk around the center with a wet hand print on my crotch. FML

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RadPenny 6

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:55

Oh Apple :)

deviable 9

Saturday 3 March 2012 19:57

Why not just use a mirror?

Comments

creamysandwicher 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 23:35

You are welcome! Sorry. That sucks. But at least you found what was causing it!

Deltajoel 0

Saturday 3 March 2012 23:42

Dude, there's an app for that.

moneybagz131 6

Sunday 4 March 2012 0:15

Hahaha! OP's name gets to me!XD

sparkrok 8

Sunday 4 March 2012 8:11

buttscratcher!! get yer buttscratcher!!

MelLynn 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 0:21

How bout whiping your ass after you take a shit.

lily_may02 3

Sunday 4 March 2012 0:30

Awkward :/. Hope you get whatever is was fixed.

erikababyy 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 0:53

you have worns, by the way. ^__^

yusaku02 20

Sunday 4 March 2012 1:21

YDI for buying Apple products

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 4 March 2012 6:02

Yeah, listen to this guy. Apple sucks, buy something else. Apple is the devil./sarcasm

SpeakOutLoud 1

Sunday 4 March 2012 3:00

Consider yourself lucky, at least it didnt automatically upload to facebook

Provi90 0

Sunday 4 March 2012 3:17

Best. Fml. Ever. Lmfao

thegreat8 1

Sunday 4 March 2012 3:50

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Today, I was telling my mother about my earrings hurting my ears. I had a cut on my ear close to the piercing and she thought that I had mistaken the cut for the opening, and said (as we walked past a car full of men), "Well of course it hurts when you put it in the wrong hole!" FML

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Today, I was informed that I had to repeat a freshman course that I aced because of a glitch in the system. I'm a senior now. FML

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Today, I got on a two hour train ride to go to a concert. I had been so caught up in handling the train tickets that halfway to the concert, I realized I had left the concert tickets on my dresser. FML

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Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

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Today, I have been released from jail because my idiot friends decided to get me a surprise hooker for my birthday. Turns out "Candy" was actually an undercover cop. My friends ditched me. I was the only one arrested. FML

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Today, my dad demonstrated just how incredibly illiterate he is. He sent me a chain email about the awful lives of people with "Asparagus syndrome". FML

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