Get Back

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Ellensburg

Today, I flew back home from out of state. When I got back to my house, my bed, furniture, and TV were gone. My girlfriend changed her number and I have no idea where she lives now. FML
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w0rk3rj4ck 14

Can't you find her through some mutual friends/acquaintances or something? Worst case scenario, you can call the police and tell them what happened and that you assume it was your (ex-)girlfriend, since she's disappeared too. Good luck :)

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Welshite 39

For a second there, I thought you said your house had been taken too.

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angebotsicle 2

please, social networking? her friends, family? you can easily contact people to find out where she is

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SkoomaKi 27

This sounds like a good ol' Sherlock investigation. Pick up your magnifying glass OP and follow the clues!

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Pleonasm 35

*GASP* A foot-print! it leads right to the neighbours garden... My first clue! Let's follow...

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perdix 29

Are you sure you are in the right house? If so, maybe she was trying to tell you something.

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DudeEvil 22

well, he's discovered that she wants the furniture and tv. What else could she be trying to say? hmm

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Call the cops and a private investigator.

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hannaaaahr 33

I believe the correct term would be 'ex-girlfriend' Or she just bought the two of you a new house and forgot to mention it? Or she decided furniture is luxury and gave it to good will? Or someone robbed your house and took her too? Nehhh sorry, I'm guessing it's the ex-girlfriend part.

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Anonymousx3x 4

Wouldn't "my bed" fall under the category of "my furniture"?

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RaveDawl 4

You mean ex girlfriend?

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