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By Boar - 24/06/2012 20:51 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash, or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2019 11:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By hendrixisgod86 - 15/05/2015 18:48 - United States - Crestview

Today, some genius shot through a red light, hitting my car and nearly killing me. When I went to ask if he was okay, the first words out of his mouth were, "I hope you have insurance". FML

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And you may ask yourself, "Where is that large automobile?"

By gus98 - 17/08/2024 07:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went outside and walked to my car, only to see someone had hit and run my car while it was parked. My insurance company deemed my car a total loss. The person who did this never got caught. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2016 03:40 - United States - San Jose

Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML

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nadnerbz 6

Monday 25 June 2012 1:43

I can't stop laughing at "Moby Dickwad"

Damn_Hippster 11

Monday 25 June 2012 1:45

I think it's pretty obvious that he was abducted by aliens.

Comments

compworks 4

Wednesday 27 June 2012 8:30

If I recall correctly, even if your insurance coverage is liability-only (a moot point, seeing as you weren't at fault), you'd probably have under- or un-insured coverage. So you shouldn't have to worry about the other guy not having insurance ... unless you don't carry insurance yourself. However, from the information provided, I will have to say FYL.

compworks 4

Wednesday 27 June 2012 8:35

*The chances of OP not carrying insurance are slim.

Lizzle_Kitten 1

Wednesday 27 June 2012 16:32

I wonder if he was drunk?

bwzwally8 15

Thursday 28 June 2012 20:24

Must have been my relitives from Mexico visiting again.

daps29 11

Sunday 1 July 2012 14:22

I've come to the conclusion that he was actually running away from bigfoot while also hunting down his pet dog who was bitten by a radio active spider and was losing his mind because he swore that he saw the biggest chewtoy ever that stood 6ft tall and talked and can run and jump...bigfoot was mad because he took his shoes