Get down!

By miss Suzanne - 14/09/2010 21:46 - United States

Today, I got a brand new couch. My husband told me to keep our puppy off of it so we could keep it nice. She jumped on it, and as I picked her up to put her back on the floor, her claws dragged across it and ripped two of the cushions. FML
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WiseGuy79 14

It ripped through the fabric?? Is your pup a damn wolverine? lol

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WTFreversed 5

I don't think there would be any crocs at the beach were you at the beach? is there alot of crocs in America?

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skyeyez9 24

Guys who keep posting 'women belong in the kitchen' coments: Never piss off someone who will be handling and preparing your food, unless you dont mind eating food mixed with dead spiders, spit, snot, cat shit from the litter box, antifreeze...etc

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NightGod 0

That's why you don't eat anything she won't, and occasionally switch plates unexpectedly. It's an easy problem to solve.

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ashleybitch1029 0

that sucks dude. FYL. but,you should def. tell your husband what happened.

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TheHappyOne 0

#63 you have pretty eyes.(: my eyes are just brown /: plain old brown

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TheHappyOne 0

and op. to solve this problem you can get your hands cut off(: then you'll never have to worry about "picking" your dog up

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hd9280 0

#24 has a point.... Filipino's eat them!! feed em to the husband!! lol.

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onebadsummer 0

Today I dragged my undisciplined dog across the brand new couch, instead of lifting it up and safely away from the fresh, pristine upholstery.

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DineshKarthikesu 0

Blame it on the milkman... oh wai-

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Vik364 0

psh that dog would be dead if it was mine

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