Dogs, Furniture and Animals: Get down!

Get down!

By miss Suzanne - 14/09/2010 21:46 - United States

Today, I got a brand new couch. My husband told me to keep our puppy off of it so we could keep it nice. She jumped on it, and as I picked her up to put her back on the floor, her claws dragged across it and ripped two of the cushions. FML

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By lukey101 - 27/03/2023 16:00

Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2019 06:02 - Australia - Perth

Today, after getting home from my morning run, I found my brand new leather couch with scratches all over it and smelling of cat piss. I don't have a cat. FML

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By Vicky - 22/09/2024 14:00 - Australia

Today, I came home to find that my dog had destroyed my couch. The worst part? He buried his plastic toy bone inside the wreckage, so he clearly thinks this is his new personal sandbox play pit spot. I'm afraid to get a new couch and put it in the same place. FML

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By Brad - 05/07/2020 20:01

Today, I woke up and got out of my room to find two pit bulls viciously tearing up my couch. I have never owned a dog and I live alone. FML

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By Brad - 04/07/2021 21:59 - United States

Today, I woke up to find two pitbulls viciously tearing up my couch. I have never owned a dog and I live alone. FML

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By K……y - 06/09/2024 16:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my new couch was delivered. As the delivery guys left, I came back into the living room and noticed a bad but familiar smell. I turned the couch cushions over to discover that my cat had already claimed it as her personal litter tray. The return policy doesn’t cover "cat defilement." FML

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By anonymous - 25/08/2016 02:33 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I got a brand new down comforter and duvet cover that I really liked. I'd finally managed to put everything the way I wanted it, and then my roommate's dog came and peed all over my bed. FML

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By jonboy - 09/05/2009 20:11 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a new comfy duvet and pillow and was looking forward to a good night's sleep. I got into bed and was followed by my dog, who then threw up the tub of butter he had just stolen from the kitchen onto my brand new bed spread. FML

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This is why we can't have nice things.

By Anonymous - 29/09/2017 20:00

Today, my husband brought home a machete. In the process of showing me a trick he learned, he managed to slice a nice big hole in our brand new very expensive sectional. FML

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By akasoor - 11/02/2013 01:51 - Canada - Hythe

Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

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WiseGuy79 14

Wednesday 15 September 2010 1:33

It ripped through the fabric?? Is your pup a damn wolverine? lol

1337chick 4

Wednesday 15 September 2010 1:26

Turn the cushions over! :)

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ivanzuf 2

Wednesday 15 September 2010 4:18

ha. ha

sourgirl101 28

Wednesday 15 September 2010 4:18

Hush puppies are yummy.

fastjenn 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 4:25

why would u buy a brand new couch when u have. a puppy.

lotusflower007 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 4:30

that's a really cheap couch, I would complain , it wasn't a cat that can actually dig it's claws it was a puppy!

Dangerus9 3

Wednesday 15 September 2010 4:34

what ya get for bringing vermin into house

usedpunkgurl 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 4:56

get rid of the puppy and get a fish.

SaRah_In_LoVe 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 5:06

Well that would be the end of that dog...

menschmaschine5 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 5:24

Don't buy nice furniture when you have a puppy. Same for when you have small children.

NightGod 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 5:27

How did you reach the couch from the kitchen? You must have LONG arms!!

auntiemomma 0

Wednesday 15 September 2010 5:35

brown people .

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