GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

By mottephobe - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

This reminds me of that episode of Pokémon where Caterpie was all up in Misty's everything and she was completely ******* terrified of it.

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MuffyStJacques 0

Well, I'm not afraid of spiders, but when I was young, I was afraid of running water. That is an actual phobia too. -_-

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callofduty4life 0

phobias are for *******

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neonsugarXx 0

"aahh go away you fluttering monsters!!" ...xD I'm sorry but...butterflies? they're adorable! ..well watch out..they're out to get you... o3o heehee

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livybug 0

it's okay op. i understand your pain, for I have a raging fear of bananas. we're just a bit misunderstood is all. :)

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Mehness 0

176 - I'll believe you're a girl, but not a girl with bleach-blonde hair and a nice ass. Scratch that, there are no girls on the internet.

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bmanholmes 3

what in the hell is wrong with u there's no movie portraying deadly spiders

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