Work, Teachers, Phobias and Animals: GET IT AWAY FROM ME! - FML

GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

By mottephobe - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 6 April 2011 12:05

This reminds me of that episode of Pokémon where Caterpie was all up in Misty's everything and she was completely ******* terrified of it.

yourreflection 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 12:04

shame on you

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TheDrummingResul 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 4:33

Wow, not an FML. Grow up and stop milking everything for attention. stfu..

xoxfall2piecesxx 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 4:34

Omg! Another person who fears butterflies! Glad I'm not the only one! I hate them! Idk what it is, but I run the other direction when I see one!

Lucious_Fan34 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 4:39

I'm scared of butterflies too!!! :(

CommonSenseKarma 17

Thursday 7 April 2011 4:40

I had. A bad. EXPERIENCE.

tohelliride 0

Thursday 7 April 2011 4:42

omg someone who knows! I would rather face a rabid dog than a butterfly

mollysaysrawr_fml 7

Thursday 7 April 2011 4:46

Me too! I had a very scary experience as a child...

ChangMu 8

Thursday 7 April 2011 4:49

Man, that is an inconvenient fear.

Carriah420 9

Thursday 7 April 2011 4:52

How are butterflies scary??

venom8 13

Thursday 7 April 2011 4:57

If you're aware that it is irrational, then why do you continue being afraid? Take initiative. See a therapist, tell a close friend or relative, and do something. Phobias can be overcome. If I may offer a suggestion (no, I am not a doctor of any sort), look at yourself in the mirror and say, "I am an in control of my body, I am in control of my mind, and I am in control of my life." Say that or something to that effect, then start taking baby steps.

marinewifey17_fml 1

Thursday 7 April 2011 5:06

balls.... you need them.

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