GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

By mottephobe - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

This reminds me of that episode of Pokémon where Caterpie was all up in Misty's everything and she was completely ******* terrified of it.

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DriftingTaco 0

why does he deserve this, exaclty? you can't help phobias

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TheNewGuy03 28

phobias are obviously real things; however, i can say that some people over-dramatize their fears and make it look like a much bigger deal than it really is. |the kid|

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NCR 0

if I threw a stick of butter at you.. would you be scared? Butter-flies

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TheNewGuy03 28

i have this intense fear of nothing, and i have no idea how to deal with it. |the kid|

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nathab_fml 0

on facebook theres a club for butterfly haters I'm in it u should join it

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rak393 6

glad to knownI'm not the only one deathly afraid of those things

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jaybirdrampage 0

really??? grow up

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Sweety93 0

hahahaha why in the world would you ever be scared of butterflies? They are the most harmless creatures ever that are just sweet and gentle?? There is a million more things to be scared of that can actually hurt you. This is just stupid. I'd take this off before you embarrass yourself more.

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