Sex, Embarrassing, Awkward and Intimacy: Get it on

Get it on

By RotoRooter - 17/04/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 15:57 - Canada

Today, I was making out with a guy in a washroom at a party. Things got heavy and the guy lifted me onto the sink. The sink broke off from the wall. This caused a flood in the apartment. The party was canceled. FML

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By o.v. - 16/05/2011 16:04 - Bangladesh

Today, the pipe in the dining room sink suddenly broke open and in about 15 minutes my entire apartment was turned into an indoor swimming pool. The worst part? I was there the entire time, playing video games with my headphones on. FML

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By nixwolfwood - 19/12/2016 21:14

Today, I woke up to a fog. Literally. A pipe burst in my apartment and scalding water was everywhere. To make matters worse, when I called maintenance he told me he'd come by later, hung up on me, and turned his phone off. He did eventually show up, but it was 5 hours later, well after I'd paid a plumber $200. FML

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By Rachey - 10/09/2024 00:00 - Ireland

Today, I was using the toilet at a friend's house when the toilet made a strange gurgling noise. Thinking it was just old plumbing, I flushed. The water started rising... and rising. Before I knew it, water, and whatever was in the toilet, began overflowing and flooding the bathroom. I had to go ask for help, and a mop. FML

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By jennybrev - 13/07/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I awoke to find a water pipe burst. I frantically ran down to the basement to turn off the water to the house. What I didn't expect when I reached the bottom of the stairs was to have to start dodging the falling, wet ceiling tiles. FML

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By ohray - 11/12/2014 16:09 - Turkey - Kibris

Today, I popped into the shower hoping to come out all warm and clean. Something was very wrong with the pipes, and I came out smelling like sewage instead. FML

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By KieRendan - 25/05/2012 19:59 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML

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By Moe - 23/01/2009 12:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I went back to my flat after a night on the town and staying at my girlfriend's. My flat was flooded. I had been sick in the sink and left the tap on all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 14:37 - United States

Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML

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rukusrazor 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:10

Now you aren't the only one with backed-up pipes.

hahaha6 0

Friday 17 April 2009 16:04

what an awful way to be cockblocked. but then again, you were in a bathroom.....

Comments

Thassodar 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:00

I agree with #9. Don't let the pipes stop you, keep on a knockin'. If you're lucky she thinks exhibitionism is hawt.

redhusk89 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:03

:( dude that's wrong on so many diferent levels. But now I'm sitting here thinking, Wouldn't you hear the pipe expanding if you were paing attention at all? If you start to hear creaking or groaning that isn't from your date or a bed it might be a good idea to say, "hey there's so many people here why don't we take this back to my place ;)" unless of course you had a long way to go in which case just say "holly crap that pipe sounds like it's going to blow. maybe we should find someplace else" Then if it does blow you're the "hero" because you kept her from a really embarasing situation and she'll STILL come back to your place (most likely).

Justin23L 2

Friday 23 December 2011 15:49

Or maybe they were so into eachother that they couldn't wait and sex was all they could think about? They probably didn't care about any weird noises

Alex_DeLarge 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:19

At least you weren't cockblocked by snakes on a plane.

bf88 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:25

#13... Number one wrote first because for whatever reason he wanted everyone to know he was the first to comment on the FML. A feat that isn't that exciting really, but nonetheless he thought it was cool..

game_over_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:47

holy freakin sh*t that sucks. Thats like the worst **** block i've seen.

Sure_Thing 0

Friday 17 April 2009 17:53

I'm just wondering, did they HAVE to evacuate or WANT to evacuate... I don't know about all of you, but i look better wet... PLUS it makes a great find for whoever shows up later to shut it off.

Ohnoitslindsay 0

Friday 17 April 2009 18:05

The cockblock stories are lame. If you're going to whine and cry every time you don't have sex then you're not mature enough to be having sex.

lambertzeng 0

Friday 17 April 2009 18:06

super sucks

galad2003 0

Friday 17 April 2009 18:07

So your friends house had potentially thousands of dollars of damage and you are whining about not getting some, which I am sure you did soon afterwards. Selfish?