Shopping, Scams and Kids: Get it while you can

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By ::Tracy:: - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, a young boy helped me carry my groceries home. He then asked me to sign his sheet to certify that he had done half an hour of service to the elderly. I'm 46. FML

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benji5399 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:05

well sometimes boys think tht 46 is old. it is basically.

catkat1988 17

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:05

This one made me laugh. The boy probably didn't mean any harm, but still not all that funny to you, I guess. FYL.

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Scrubscrazy 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:12

lol, did you sign it? you should have he was trying to be nice

khaya 9

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:13

So people don't age well, yep I'm talking about you.

trimmerr 1

Monday 18 April 2011 3:59

hey, get back in the trunk .

Wheredidgrungego 12

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:14

Oh kids these days :D

KaitlynJohan 4

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:14

LOL !

JustinThunder 8

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:16

Someone's gray hairs are showing..

Scrimageour 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:15

some schools make their students do so many hours to graduate, maybe you just helped him graduate from elementary school!

marcus903 17

Sunday 24 July 2011 20:13

You do realize that you need those hours to graduate high school, not elementary school right?

HarryMcC 1

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:16

you should have turned round and stabbed him with your walking stick ;)

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:16

lol, that sucks

CAPTmok 7

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:19

Look at the bright side, he helped you with your groceries!!!

leakyman 4

Sunday 17 April 2011 16:21

well when your 8 20 is old and when your 20 40 old and so and so forth

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