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By ::Tracy:: - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, a young boy helped me carry my groceries home. He then asked me to sign his sheet to certify that he had done half an hour of service to the elderly. I'm 46. FML
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Top comments

benji5399 0

well sometimes boys think tht 46 is old. it is basically.

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catkat1988 17

This one made me laugh. The boy probably didn't mean any harm, but still not all that funny to you, I guess. FYL.

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Comments

lmaoatall 6

well if your ******* weren't dragging on the ground he wouldn't have thought that. next time you go out, roll those bitches up like a pair of blinds and these sort of things won't happen.

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chosenen 6

Doubt that he cares if you're 46 or 80. He want his paper signed and deserves it. A bag full of food is a bag full of food regardless of who owns it:) enjoy the help you got!

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unhappypixie 4

I still don't get how people older than thirty-ish use fml. Not trying to be mean but I can't understand why they would bother? My Mum said she couldn't bother with it, sincerly confused

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

Hmm. Because some of us (I'm 45) don't look our age, and because we're young at heart. I'm certainly more tech savvy than my 27 or 11 yr old is! :)

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DocBastard 38

Well then let me put this out there - I don't get how 14-year old kids like yourself use FML. Go do your homework, clean up your room, do your chores, volunteer at a soup kitchen, etc. It drives me nuts when kids like you think FML was made for them. I have news for you damn whippersnappers: most of these stories were written by ADULTS. The moderators are all ADULTS. The site creators were ADULTS. Why on earth would you think this is a site for children?

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DocBastard 38

Fuccimama, I'm not the one being immature. She's the one saying this is for kids and acting like a big poopyhead!! *sticks tongue out*

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RainbowHeadache 2

When you download the FML app it has a warning against anyone under 17 downloading it. That right there should tell you something.

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GrahamAker 3

doc stop bieng a troll. I find your comments usually funny but don't pick on a kid that says bullshit. I think she went fishing and got a bite. by the way docbastard when she volunteers at a soup kitchen, you can work on finishing your med school. and when she cleans up her room, you can get your parents to get married so your no longer a bastard. Just a Thought.

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sannamm 5

should have thrown the paper at his face!! :)

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kaykay9080 5

Oh my gosha five year old thinks I'm old my life is ruined! Ydi for overreacting

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Stella --- STELLLAAAAAAAA!!!!!! In your bio, it's stated that you're a spelling Nazi. It's spelled, "a lot," not "alot." Used in a sentence: there's a lot of irony in your bio because of that error.

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mwjessica 0

You missed the part in her bio where she put "your" instead of "you're." :)

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Ah, yes. Why, thank you, my fellow Correction Nazi.

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Sinkhole 26

And also where she said 'pendatik' instead of 'pedantic'. Oh, wait, that wasn't her! :D

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perdix 29

You shoulda wore your sunscreen. You've probably got the wrinkly, leathery skin of a 70-year-old.

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