Dreams and Transportation: GET ME OUT!

GET ME OUT!

By bluemonday - 17/04/2009 11:47 - Canada

Today, I was having a dream that I was climbing out of a well. While almost out, I felt someone grab my knee; I screamed loud in terror. When I opened my eyes, nearly 25 people were staring at me. The lady across from me apologized for hitting me with her bag. I was on the C-train. FML

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By sleeper - 02/03/2010 05:05 - France

Today, I was on the train when I fell asleep. Everything would have been fine but I was suddenly jerked awake by the very loud sound of my own fart, followed by the stares of many strangers. FML

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Classic

By anonymous - 22/04/2011 10:50

Today, I was on the train to work. I was up late the night before, causing me to doze off. When I woke up, I was at my station. I stood up, went to walk out of the door and fell flat on my face on a platform full of people. Someone had tied my shoelaces together. FML

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Thanks for your help

By wowthanksworld - 22/03/2013 15:42 - United States

Today, I was on the subway when I felt like I was going to faint. I got off the train at the next stop, walked to a bench, but fell over and passed out. When I woke up, I looked around at at least 25 people, who had stepped around me, passed out, in the middle of the platform. FML

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By snoozlagist - 30/10/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

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By niabby - 20/02/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, I was riding the train and fell asleep. A friend of mine got on a few stops later, and to be funny, shouted 'BOO!'. I woke up and was so startled I peed myself. FML

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Beep beep beep

By chloe - 29/06/2009 09:44 - Australia

Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML

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By off-balance - 16/01/2016 15:00 - Finland

Today, as I was trying to get off a crowded train, some asshole pushed past me hard enough to nearly knock me over. My bag hit a preschool kid standing behind me, and I missed my stop trying to apologize to him. His mom yelled at me all the way to the next stop. FML

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Crotch rot

By LassieToe - 30/03/2012 03:48 - Australia

Today, while on the train to university, I realized it was my stop and quickly stood up to get off. Or I would have, if my leg hadn't gone to sleep and caused me to fall, landing face first into the crotch of the old guy in front of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 18:11 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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skierguy 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:03

Haha, those must have been some strange looks.

dreams_infinity_fml 0

Friday 17 April 2009 20:12

lol i hate people hitting me with their stuff when i am sleeping in the train. I once woke up cause i farted mildly loud.

Comments

puppyeyes56 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 4:06

Bhaha, FYL indeed. I did that in class once, except I was dreaming about jumping off a cliff,don't really know why,and it scared the shit out of me,so i like twitched really violently, woke up/raised really fast, and like gave a little yelp! really embarrassing! We have O-trains instead of C-trains =]

gaby904 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 4:23

#5- awesome, that post totally made my day!

jdb2009 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:38

The Ring. Damn, two of you beat me to it! How were your fingernails? Did you leave any behind? FYL, totally.

frege_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 5:41

If you were sleeping on the CTrain (assuming you're here in the great city of Calgary), that means you managed to get a seat- in which case you should stop complaining.

MachoLibRey 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 8:33

oh man thats HILARIOUS! that kind of thing has happened to me too! like I'll be dreaming I'm falling down some steps or getting hurt or something physical, and I'll twitch & make the movements while I'm dreaming - people wake me up and say things like 'Are you ok?' 'Do you need help?' embarrassing.

xFusionBluex 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 11:21

why does this remind me of that one comic strip where a guy was dreaming of a vampire attack and his wife pokes him in the neck the exact same time the guy was dreaming of how he was getting bitten...

wink568 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 19:24

Seriously? What's wrong with sleeping on the train? It's pretty common on the train I take in the morning. I don't see how people can say you deserved it for having a bad dream.