Get on with it

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my baby-crazy mother expressed her concerns that I haven't conceived after a whole two months of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorced while you're still hot, sleep around until you get pregnant, then marry the winner." When I complained to my father, he supported her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 385
You deserved it 3 174

Same thing different taste

Top comments

needleinmypants_fml 3

they just want granchildren before they die. FYL

she just wants you to supply her with more food. didnt you realize all the neighbors newborns dissapeared?

Comments

Don't listen to your parents, they're mental. Have a baby only if you really want to and when you feel ready.

OP doesn't say how old she is. I assume she's still young (between 20 and 30) but she may not be. If she's 30 and up, she may not want to wait until the end of the recession since nobody really knows when that's going to end. Hooray for biological clocks?

You are sure she's your real mother ? 0_0 Cause I don't know you can always check with a test

Your parents are retarded, and so are you for even worrying about it. It's been two months for God's sake!

-29, dude who are you to decide whether they should have a baby or not

fiveonefiveoh 0

so, just becuz Ur not pregnant yet, it means Ur NEVER gonna have kids if u stay with this guy?? that's y u needa get out while u still can..? I can't argue with Ur moms logic cuz she has none.

the mother has issues don't you think? and how about your Dad? pussy whipped don't you think?