Miscellaneous: Get out of my way!

Get out of my way!

By ow my kidneys - 26/11/2024 06:00 - Germany - Bad Oeynhausen

Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML

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By fuck kids - 06/06/2013 18:24 - United States - Binghamton

Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML

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By canadiankc - 04/06/2009 02:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML

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By sandyseashells10 - 13/11/2010 06:29 - United States

Today, I went to the waterpark and my kids were fighting so I grounded them both. We concluded the day by boogey boarding on a mechanical wave. There was so much water I didn't realize my boobs had completely fallen out of my bikini. As revenge, my kids didn't tell me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Macclesfield

Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 17:22 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend's 4-year-old son and four of his friends to the amusement park. While walking down a hill, I slipped on some water and slid down the hill, taking out multiple children. It wasn't rain. I'd slid on vomit. FML

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By shitpile - 06/08/2010 18:09 - United States

Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2024 10:00 - United States - Claymont

Today, I was at a water park when my stomach started to hurt. I didn’t think anyone was behind me so was I ripped ass so hard, I almost shat myself. However, there was someone behind me, and the look they gave me was disturbing. FML.

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2019 12:41

Today, I tripped over a kid at work. She was sitting on the floor with her legs sticking out into the walkway. Her mom caused a scene, accusing me of doing it on purpose. FML

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Yazoo77 16

Wednesday 15 July 2015 0:25

Should have turned back and threw her off the slide

FYLTHOUGH 15

Wednesday 15 July 2015 0:23

should have kicked her back

Comments

lilmama337 4

Wednesday 15 July 2015 2:53

ouch that sounds painful..I would've started banging my head back into her knees

devinaww 15

Wednesday 15 July 2015 6:35

is that what you did? no wonder you came up with this comment lol

hph5 8

Wednesday 15 July 2015 3:01

I almost had a panic attack reading this.

jezka374 15

Wednesday 15 July 2015 3:03

That's just rude and uncalled for. I'd punch the bitch.

rainbow_cherry 6

Wednesday 15 July 2015 3:07

Wow what an asshat, I would have taken my foot and punched her in the face repeatedly. Sorry, op, for having to put up with someone with such stupidity, hope your back is doing better.

InnocenceBlue 37

Wednesday 15 July 2015 3:14

Oh god that makes me so mad! What's wrong with people? You don't just start kicking someone. I would've told the kids to cover their ears, then turned around and told her to **** off, and that you were stuck behind some kids, and did she expect you to kick them like she was doing to you? Fat bitch.