Get out of my way!

By ow my kidneys - 26/11/2024 06:00 - Germany - Bad Oeynhausen

Today, I went down a water slide. Halfway through, I got stuck behind some kids who were blocking the tube. Seconds later, a big-boned lady crashed into my back. Her solution to break the blockade was to start kicking my back repeatedly as hard as she could. The kids still wouldn't move. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Should have turned back and threw her off the slide

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But aren't water slides supposed to be clear before they let the next person down?

Aren't they supposed to check that the person makes it down before they send another person?

i would have punched her in her fat face.

Should've punched her in the ear!

Sorry to hear about that. Kids sometimes find it enjoyable to block waterslides (I know from being in the same problem as op). sounds like the lady was not thinking right or just is bad tempered. Hope the kids and that woman got in some sort of trouble.

Is this one of those water slides that are an enclosed tube? I have a phobia of those, just like the slides at school, because I get claustrophobic and hate when someone is blocking me from getting out, and I can't go back up. If this is an enclosed slide, I'm sure it's against the policy of the water park or wherever this was to block it, and the employees should make sure that if someone goes down the slide, they also come out of it so this doesn't happen. If it wasn't enclosed, how did no one see that kids were blocking the path? I fail to see why it was necessary to mention that the woman behind you was big boned. Depending on where you were in the slide and how fast you were going, even a size two Barbie doll type would have hurt crashing into you. But it was immature and stupid of her to start kicking you like that would help. I would have yelled at her to stop, and then if I had to, I'd push the kids down with my foot and report them. FYL indeed.

Tsukiyomi 16

Ram your foot up her snatch

THESE PEOPEL RE WHY EVERYONE IS ******!!! Like who the hell acts like that?!?!?! Why are so many people so ******* self-centered. I really just want to ******* kill that ************