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Get out of my way

By toyotasmash - 07/10/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML
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Maddy121 0

Refuse to do it! And put a LOT of bleach in your sisters shampoo to make her hair get ruined :)

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jay4who7 0

that's messed up I'd take it to court u would win for sure :)

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hnz 13

this is what my siblings will do..! but don't pay her, dent her car more

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perdix 29

You shouldn't have hooked her on the line calls. Cheaters deserve to die.

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teamholcombe 0

Women have no business driving. there is no road from the bedroom to the kitchen.

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anonymous1109 4

I hope you're reminded of this when you're in desperate need of going to the hospital and the only person available to drive you, is a woman; whether it be mom, sister, gf/wife or a female emt.

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teamholcombe 0

#33 I tell that joke because my wife likes it. #34. So are women's rights.

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amernausia 0

your parents are stupid.

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1kings67 0

guaranteed op exaggerated this her sister was probably going to just drive away and he had a little temper tantrum

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mrahhhhh 21

OP did you know that if you mix Nair with your sister's shampoo the results are hilarious, fulfilling revenge? Just be sure to get a safe distance away from her and your parents for a while.

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