Miscellaneous: Get Out

Get Out

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 06:04 - Australia - Mulgrave

Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML

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By messyvictor - 28/01/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 20:52 - United Kingdom - Stretham

Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML

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By leahkasscar - 03/05/2017 16:00

Today, I decided to clean the whole house as a surprise for my mother. When she came home, she screamed at me and called me a bitch because she had wanted to clean it herself. FML

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By Hungry - 23/12/2019 01:00

Today, I thought my mother was coming into my room to give me lunch. She gave me cleaning supplies instead. FML

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By MexyBoy - 11/06/2019 16:08

Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML

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By fuckedalready - 03/02/2009 12:40 - United States

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2015 22:24 - United States - Southlake

Today, my mother called me, telling me how disappointed she was at how I let my room "become such a pigsty." I haven't lived there in three years. FML

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By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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You deserved it 4 039

By PuppyLove2009 - 13/11/2009 18:34 - United States

Today, I came home after a two week vacation to find that my wonderful dog had pooped and peed all over my room. My mother was kind enough to dog-sit; however, instead of helping me by cleaning up the horrid mess, she just left me coupons for Glade plug-in air fresheners. FML

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Pig in shit

By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 14:00

Today, after leaving for a two-week-trip, and thinking this time my mom would finally have no choice but to clean the dirty toilet herself for once, because I’ve been doing it the entire year, along with most other chores, I think you can guess what I did first thing upon my return. FML

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Narcoterrorist 6

Thursday 25 July 2013 18:53

Subtle.

ilovesarcasm 18

Thursday 25 July 2013 18:53

Makes you wonder if she's trying to tell you something....

Comments

CrissyyyS2 22

Thursday 25 July 2013 19:01

Then you start posting your own notes up on her furniture saying "No".

cottoncandymango 17

Thursday 25 July 2013 19:03

Better escape while you can before she gets ahold of your bank account.

Ripplez13 9

Thursday 25 July 2013 19:05

Um. Okay then, seems very abrupt, but perhaps there's a reason to it? I'm sure she has your best interests at heart! Or at least, I hope she does. Good luck OP!

JasonUMN 15

Thursday 25 July 2013 19:06

I would move to the couch. That way you can say you moved, and she can be satisfied with her new room.

Poetaster 10

Thursday 25 July 2013 19:07

Kinda like being thown into the deep end eh? Sink or swim time kid.

TheDrifter 23

Thursday 25 July 2013 19:10

You didn't see this coming? I guess subtle wasn't for you anyways, there are always "hints" leading up to things like this.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 25 July 2013 19:10

The funny part will be when we find out it's not OPs moms house....

empbob 20

Thursday 25 July 2013 23:31

It's be funnier if it was OP's house and he/she was letting Mom live there...

nananaima 5

Thursday 25 July 2013 19:16

i wish my mum would LET me go! :(

Tinkerbell133_fml 5

Friday 26 July 2013 2:29

you're what, 14?? trust me, life ain't so nice to you once you get out of your parents' nest. kick back, enjoy your free ride, till your mom follows the path of op's.