Get out

By pipefitter28 - 27/12/2012 06:46 - Canada - Vernon

Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML
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krizay 10

You can still go to that gym. You are not going by choice.

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Arthurie 30

Now hold on a minute, you can't necessarily "never" go to this gym. Perhaps just go when the girl or her boyfriend isn't there? You could always tell management of some sort - if a guy is going to call you a dead man for accidentally farting, something isn't right in his head.

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cockymofo 10

I'm pretty sure that would make me go back even more just out of spite. i would work out right next to that asshole everytime I saw him

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igive 29

Well, now aren't you just a cocky mofo.

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cockymofo 10

I see what ya did there #69. lol. touche (I think that's how you spell it)

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gman90210 18

To hell with him if he tries to fight fight should only be one of two ways it can end up. You either win or lose. Or I guess depends on how well he knows the owners then you might also go to jail and not be allowed back with no refund. Either way life's to damn short for idiots to make you not want to go to the gym

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kemando 22

... You're dead for farting doing squats? Seems idiots will start fights over anything these days. Since there's no way he could know you were trying to impress "his girl".

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ibmike22 13

You sound pretty pansy-ish......if a guy said that to me I'd tell him to shut his mouth and throw a plate at his face, and then sit on the girl's face.

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Enslaved 36

Sounds like you're using that as an excuse to stop working out. Go to the gym. If that guy harasses you, get him kicked out. If that gym doesn't do anything, then demand your money back and go to another gym.

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Ukeee_X 19

Be logical... If he beats the crap out of you, he'll be made to leave the gym. Go to the gym, you big wussy.

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CelebrityChef 3

Dude, I know what's it like, but trying to impress a girl at a gym never is a good idea, because her boyfriend may think you are flirting with her, then again I flirted with a girl right next to her boyfriend

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J08J 20

YDI for trying to impress a girl.. You know what happens in FML posts when there's 'Trying to impress'

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saltycookies 5

Quit being such a pussy and hit him with a dumbell if he tries anything

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sasha_kay 4

You're now the proud owner of a ******. Don't be a baby and go to the gym.

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ibmike22 13

Lol, I said the exact same thing and got thumbs down. Having one of those isn't such a bad thing.

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