Get out

By pipefitter28 - 27/12/2012 06:46 - Canada - Vernon

Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML
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krizay 10

You can still go to that gym. You are not going by choice.

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Arthurie 30

Now hold on a minute, you can't necessarily "never" go to this gym. Perhaps just go when the girl or her boyfriend isn't there? You could always tell management of some sort - if a guy is going to call you a dead man for accidentally farting, something isn't right in his head.

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oj101 33

Well that didn't Work Out. You could always end your membership. There is probably a termination fee, but usually it's a little less than a Hole year's fees.

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UncleMuscles 5

That was just terrible.

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klovemachine 24

I'm too gassed to make a fart joke :D

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cat1230 4

I don't understand why the boyfriend would be upset with you for farting? You didn't try to pick up his girlfriend. You just had an accident.

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poccocurantes 7

He was actually trying to impress her. She just wasn't blown away by his squats.

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sillyyanks 24

Ignore them. Their name is cat, yet their picture is a dog.

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goose12321 11

#39 Maybe it's short for Catherine and not necessarily related to the animal.

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Go back. If he actually ends up trying to beat you up, he can be arrested.

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james9120 7

A dead man for a fart slipping out when doing a squat? A bit extreme lol

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MidnaLink 33

That thought is exactly why I wonder why OP deserves this. I mean, sometimes trying to impress a girl actually does work, but if there is the chance it could backfire, is that really anyone's fault?

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MidnaLink 33

But he didn't know about the boyfriend, otherwise he probably wouldn't have tried to impress her

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matt98_fml 13

Just go the gym. Besides its in a public area, people will stop him.

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nycwrestler 17

Or the "this guy is ******* huge" effect

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Zebediabolical 39

Yeah, most people won't do a damned thing other than capture the video on their cellphones for later youtubing. Someone will probably call the cops or an ambulance after you've been beaten though. On the other hand, just go work out, dude. If he confronts you, complain to staff and/or file a restraining order. Keep him banned from the gym while you're there.

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ohhellllllllno 3

Never try impressing a girl on the squat rack. It's a rookie move.

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chrisp87 11

YDI for trying to pick up on another mans girlfriend.

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matt98_fml 13

There aren't enough details for you to know if op knew that the girl had a boyfriend. So that comment doesn't make a whole lot of sense. :/

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Rukkus92 16

You're a dead man for farting in front of his girlfriend? Oh come on, it's not like he's never farted in front of her before! Don't listen to him, he's just being a macho douche.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

If it makes OP feel better, a gym meathead like that is probably on steroids, and you know what they say happens to men who abuse steroids. So his GF probably has something else to laugh about with her girlfriends...

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biglittlehead 12

She wouldn't be impressed anyway. You obviously aren't a real man if your too afraid to go to the gym.

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