Get out

By pipefitter28 - 27/12/2012 06:46 - Canada - Vernon

Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML
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krizay 10

You can still go to that gym. You are not going by choice.

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Arthurie 30

Now hold on a minute, you can't necessarily "never" go to this gym. Perhaps just go when the girl or her boyfriend isn't there? You could always tell management of some sort - if a guy is going to call you a dead man for accidentally farting, something isn't right in his head.

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Jesus, what is wrong with her meathead boyfriend? Does he honestly go through life threatening to kill people over shit this inane?

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maddygirl820 10

Just don't talk to the girl OP you can still go to the gym

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buckdharma 36

hey op, the sphincter is a muscle too. Maybe you can over develop yours to the point of envy. Then you'll be able to repel your bully with your skunk like powers. So get busy moving those bowels. No pain no stain. Feel the burn.

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PaperUmbrellas 4

Men, please stop hitting awkwardly on women in the gym. I had to watch a 40+ man hit on a 20 year old, blonde employee for 20 minutes. It was painful. He was following her around like a puppy while doing random standing push ups.

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Sly_Assassin 11

Don't let him scare you. Go back and if he does touch you then whoop his A$$. If you can't fight then take his A$$ whoopin and call the police

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thew_fml 14

first - if you live your life according to fear of meatheads, you deserve what you get. secondly - any FML that starts with "i was trying to impress..." is an YDI

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Flying_Camel 9

Better show off to that boyfriend on the bench press just don't have the bar fall on you.

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doLLe 21

pull yourself together, and report him for threatning you

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Dracoboxer357 35

Op, being threatened with violence is extreme for sure, but don't turn the gym into your personal 'cruising for dates zone'. You want to pay gym membership fees there, then go there to use the gym to work! Focus, Op, focus! ;p And ignore the bully. Don't run from him and don't antagonize him either. Just put your iPod on and do your thing, he'll probably ignore you as well. If not, inform him you paid your dues just like him and you're here to work. If that escalates, report him, he'll be banned. Not the hard to figure out, really. :P

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