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By pipefitter28 - 27/12/2012 06:46 - Canada - Vernon

Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML
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krizay 10

You can still go to that gym. You are not going by choice.

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Arthurie 30

Now hold on a minute, you can't necessarily "never" go to this gym. Perhaps just go when the girl or her boyfriend isn't there? You could always tell management of some sort - if a guy is going to call you a dead man for accidentally farting, something isn't right in his head.

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Thorzix 23

I'm not even gonna bother reading the rest, I'm clicking YDI after I finished reading "I tried to impress a girl".

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SoylentCandycorn 10

Courtship is a YDI now? FMLers get pissy about the oddest things. If we all acted like we were too good for the opposite sex, our species would have gone extinct long ago.

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jimbob_76592 5

Don't take that shit. Go to the gym and don't worry about that asshole. If he gives you shit just report him and then the gym is all yours.

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TheDeafWalrus 8

You should go back, walk in the front door, find him, walk to him, look him dead in the eye, and let out a big fart.

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perdix 29

Squatting is not an impressive exercise. If you are lifting challenging weight, your face makes horrible contortions and you look like your ********. Pretty much everything looks silly except bicep curls.

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Dracoboxer357 35

64- pssh, nothing looks more impressive than a bench press. It's the staple of manliness everywhere. :D

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perdix 29

#70, nah, too much grimacing. Getting that bicep vein to pop is the shit.

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natalalaliee 9

You can go! They won't always be there when you're there. You have just as much of a right to go there as they do, or anyone else. You can't help your bodily functions.

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UsagiArwen 23

I'm going to go with what #57 said. I also voted YDI because really, a gym is not quite the place you want to try and impress anyone. Odds are you wind up being scrutinized as you try to work out and it generally does not tend to end well. Go to the gym and work out. Like 57 said, bring an mp3 player to listen to, and just focus on the working out part. A boyfriend can't make you unable to attend a public gym when you've paid your dues to be there. I think it's your pride that has been the most wounded, and that's on you because you should stop *trying* to impress a girl. There are other, better ways, to get a lady's attention. So stop being a wimp, go back to the gym, ignore others there, and just work out. It's really not that complicated.

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Mysterion345 11

yo man just go back work out and if that wannabe tries anything just look at him dead in the eye and say yea you a big man you compensating for something? Bullies ain't nothing but people whose brains never fully developed. So man the **** up and go work out and who knows maybe a chick will take interest in you. Never know now.

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inkracer 6

Go to the gym anyway. On the off chance that the boyfriend is the owner, demand your money back for the months not used, or threaten legal action. Otherwise just tell him to screw off.

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CrissyyyS2 22

... Just go to the gym. Why? Well if you workout some more, it might be him who will be a dead man.

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