Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
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txgirl09 5

Ouch. Well, she's obviously not committed and you're much better off without her.

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FerrariCake 2

You're in a tough situation, but it's time to man up. Your wife has probably already hired the most vile divorce attorney she could find, and has probably already slept with him. She will petition to force you to pay her attorney fees and they (her and the attorney) will go after everything you own (not just half... that's too old fashioned). You MUST find yourself a female divorce attorney, because only a female attorney will be able to develop the pure primal hatred toward another female (your wife) that will allow you to stand a chance in this fight. In the end, you will be victorious in the same way a country is victorious in a long war: you'll lose a lot, take a lot of damage, but you'll be better off in the long run. DO NOT hire a male attorney... your wife will probably sleep with him too, and then they'll all conspire against you.

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brigham79 1

dont sign the papers and make her wait even longer, that cheating hooch!

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DanielT1994 19

On the plus side, you can replace the ***** with somebody who cares about the relationship and your feelings.

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aquaman95 7

then be gone with ye wench lol

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aak_29 2

I'm sorry... That just tells you that she was waiting to see if things get better between you guys and if they didn't, she would just go back to the other guy... I hate People ... And I feel your pain.. My hubby did the same to me, but things are great between us...lot better then they ever were ... Keep hope.

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blackwidowtaco 31

You'll be better off without her in the long run, sorry op! :(

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MixMastaKDizzle 12

That happened with me and my ex. I loved him so much that I just wanted to forgive him and we tried to make it work, but I couldn't forgive him enough. The break-up was bound to happen..

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cwl727 32

Wait did you know she was having an affair? If so how long have you known?

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username356 14

You should divorce her. She is a cheater, hippo critical and impatient. Those three are a bad combination.

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