Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
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txgirl09 5

Ouch. Well, she's obviously not committed and you're much better off without her.

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FerrariCake 2

You're in a tough situation, but it's time to man up. Your wife has probably already hired the most vile divorce attorney she could find, and has probably already slept with him. She will petition to force you to pay her attorney fees and they (her and the attorney) will go after everything you own (not just half... that's too old fashioned). You MUST find yourself a female divorce attorney, because only a female attorney will be able to develop the pure primal hatred toward another female (your wife) that will allow you to stand a chance in this fight. In the end, you will be victorious in the same way a country is victorious in a long war: you'll lose a lot, take a lot of damage, but you'll be better off in the long run. DO NOT hire a male attorney... your wife will probably sleep with him too, and then they'll all conspire against you.

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mainiac_zombie_m 0

Give the bitch a good Falcon Punch It works everytime

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loriny24 0

sorry but once a cheater always a cheater. 6 months before I was to get married my ex dunce was caught sleeping with my best friend. now he's 33 with a child by the girl n still liing in his parents basement... cheaters don't deserve another chance

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Atrelle 0

you can never forgive someone if they broke your trust like how she did. I couldn't. my last girlfriend cheated on me and I was trying to get it to work. three weeks after she did it, she thought I shouldve forgave her cuz she was drunk and didn't know what she was doing, my question is.... how did they remember the condom if they were drunk?

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Tennoseki 0

Why didn't you serve her the papers first? Once a cheater always a cheater.

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LasyL 0

Wow - every situation is different. My ex would make the stupidest fights and storm out of the house to make excuses to go see his girlfriend. It was obvious to everyone but me what was going on. I realized later he was just looking to shift the blame. Mine was a case of "once a cheater, always a cheater" but I guess I just needed to be hit upside the head with the "right" rock to get it. Hope you can feel better soon about it. I know it isn't a happy time.

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rasellersjr 0

Dude! What's to forgive?! Throw her out on her ass! Once a cheater always a cheater. She WILL do it again. Trust me on this, I'm 36 and until my latest wife I've alway ended up picking loosers. My ex-wife was the worse. I discovered she was cheating on me, I went right to the court and filed for divorce, child custody, and possession of the house. She was served the papers and went straight to the court and accused me of molesting her daughter. What a nightmare that was! FML... At least she is willing to cut the tie, get evidence and take everything from that nasty ****!

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fakeaccountX 6

Wow, I hope you did divorce that ****.

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mschrisaya 4

You should have left her!!!!!

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