Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
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txgirl09 5

Ouch. Well, she's obviously not committed and you're much better off without her.

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FerrariCake 2

You're in a tough situation, but it's time to man up. Your wife has probably already hired the most vile divorce attorney she could find, and has probably already slept with him. She will petition to force you to pay her attorney fees and they (her and the attorney) will go after everything you own (not just half... that's too old fashioned). You MUST find yourself a female divorce attorney, because only a female attorney will be able to develop the pure primal hatred toward another female (your wife) that will allow you to stand a chance in this fight. In the end, you will be victorious in the same way a country is victorious in a long war: you'll lose a lot, take a lot of damage, but you'll be better off in the long run. DO NOT hire a male attorney... your wife will probably sleep with him too, and then they'll all conspire against you.

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katigger99 1

ur better off..u should have been the one to request that tho..once a cheater always one!!!

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shelby0123 0

u should've left her when u found out she was having an affair sorry but cheaters will ALWAYS cheat

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prettyfreckles 2

1st- we don't know what the marriage was like before she cheated, how do we know he wasn't an asshole who deserved it? 2nd- if he decided when he found out that he wanted to try to work things out then there needs to be a time limit where he has to have gotten over it or they need to accept it and m

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fatalwish 6

Ouch too bad your not military though. Take a sliver of proof that shes been unfaithful to jag and shes lucky if she gets bus faire to get home.

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dream1_fml 5

you should of divorces her, not the other way round. YkindaDI

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narutou546 4

Girls always saying guys a dicks, we say that cause girls

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metalcoat35 6

You are much better of with that *****

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