Get where you can!

By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 02:14 - United States - Richmond

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Today, I realized how bad my sex life is when I scratched a mosquito bite and almost had an orgasm. FML
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rhysfucker 24

Where did it bite you and how long did you scratch?

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tygerarmy 35

That mosquito really got your blood flowing.

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touch_phobia 13

LOL when my allergies are really terrible I rub my nose and get the same feeling.

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SwtCherryPie 26

I'm saying YDI just for inappropriate use of "low sex drive."

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aquariusangel093 5

Low sex drive means you are complete uninterested in sex. What you have is a condition where you haven't had sex in so long that almost anything can make you ****** and that's sad.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

OP is saying low sex LIFE, not DRIVE. Either way, that's a pretty odd way to get aroused. O.o

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fuched 5

That Mosquitos just gettin some action

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B00K_L0V3R93 31

In the immortal words of Inigo Montoya, "I don't think that word means what you think it means". Or in this case phrase. 'Low sex drive' means the opposite of what you mean by this FML, but we understand what you meant OP. FYL indeed, although there is something orgasmic about scratching a mosquito bite.

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