Get where you can!

By Anonymous - 10/06/2014 02:14 - United States - Richmond

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Today, I realized how bad my sex life is when I scratched a mosquito bite and almost had an orgasm. FML
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rhysfucker 24

Where did it bite you and how long did you scratch?

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tygerarmy 35

That mosquito really got your blood flowing.

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allison12197 23

Well in your defense scratching a mosquito bite feels pretty damn good

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JKPwnage 27

Umm... I don't want to know where the mosquito bit you.

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katina1236 20

Umm probably shouldn't ask this but where is this mosquito bite located? O.o

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tessybear19 8

Where was the mosquito bite? o.O

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Ltturner234 12

Or maybe you just realized how good it feels to scratch a mosquito bite.

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barlos88 19

fyl, and you have self esteem issues, that's a terrible way to refer to your own boobs

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SheepShoop_fml 20

Weird as it sounds, there are a good handful of people out there who derive that sort of intense pleasure out of scratching an itch. Or being scratched in general. Nothing to do with your sex life, everything to do with your brain wiring. It's okay, OP.

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