Get your act together

By Z…… - 14/11/2012 00:43 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend snapped at me for being lazy and incompetent, and declared that if I was going to behave like a child, she would be treating me like one. This includes safety-proofing the house, talking to me like a 3-year-old and slapping me with a wooden spoon when I do something wrong. FML
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Icyghost17 10

I suggest you start throwing tantrums, refusing to eat your veggies, and demanding bedtime stories. If you can't beat em, join em!

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MasterGamer591 13

Talk to her like she is an old lady DO YOU UNDER....STAAAAAAAND miss

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CrissyyyS2 22

Sounds more like what a mother would do.

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olgakl 8

Well thumb me down, but I totally understand the girl, my BF is behaving like a 5 year old most of the time! good idea, maybe I should start treating him like that too! :D

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Neonemerld 21

21, have you ever thought that your bf is just comfortable with you? Able to just mellow out an relax and have fun? Just because he acts childish around you doesn't mean he's immature. When he starts to revert to diapers and "goo goo", then start to worry.

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olgakl 8

79, nope, I don't mean childish in a good way, more of tantrums and temperaments way)) you know how children are, when they lie on the floor and kick the floor if they don't like something? that's what I mean, figuratively speaking

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pradip 26

She is trying to add some fun to ur relationship , enjoy it if she isn't weird

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missyfiona89 28

If she hits u again, tell her you'll report her for child abuse!

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1dvs_bstd 41

ahhh the good ol' wooden spoon.

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algdfamily 7

I say YDI for putting up with it.... If your a grown man act like it and tell her to respect you .

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Levvy 22

Would you be saying the same thing if the genders in this situation were reversed? No? So, tell us what it's like living with such massive hypocrisy that it needs its own bedroom.

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brian_b005 3

Or that could be some kinky ish your wife is into

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FMLoverAgain 7

I want to be with you Mister Sir

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