Embarrassing, Dogs, Contraception and Intimacy: Gettin' some

Gettin' some

By Username - 01/05/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, I grabbed my t-shirt off the floor beside the bed and got up to walk my boyfriend's dog. After several trips around the block, and plenty of strange looks, I got back upstairs and saw the used condom stuck to my sleeve from the night before. FML

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By Jake - 02/10/2012 11:52 - United States - Athens

Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML

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By PCJJacket - 05/05/2014 17:30 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML

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By ash - 04/01/2011 21:09 - United States

Today, was my boyfriends last night visiting my family. My dog decided to go through the trash, then ran up to my dad with one of our used condoms caught on her teeth. My parents didn't even know we were sleeping in the same room. They know a lot more now. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2011 10:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my girlfriends house. After having sex, we went downstairs to where the rest of the family was. At this point I did not realise that I had a used condom stuck to my foot. The family did. FML

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By Tucker - 18/11/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2012 03:36 - United States - Chicago

Today, I whacked off with a condom on and left it in the living room waste basket so it looked like I finally had sex with someone. FML

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Rushed

By Anonymous - 31/05/2012 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay

Today, in a rush to get my clothes back on at my girlfriend's house at the sound of her parents opening the front door, I forgot to take the condom off. Her dad watched it fall out of my pant leg and onto the kitchen floor. FML

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You deserved it 44 718

By coldwetnose - 09/05/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, my phone alarm woke me up. It had fallen under my boyfriend's bed. Naked, I got on all fours to retrieve it. My boyfriend's dog stuck his nose in my ass. FML

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You deserved it 18 912

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By Madison43097 - 24/09/2009 20:57 - United States

Today, I was cleaning out from underneath my bed and found a used condom. I've never had sex in my own room. FML

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mandi4murphy 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:05

I'm pretty sure you should have seen that before you left the house hun. gross

juliahockey 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:04

that's disgusting. YDI definitley.

Comments

xviem 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:18

needed a snack?

GreenAppleDP 0

Monday 2 May 2011 4:24

Haha

futtbuck101 1

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:23

Did anyone try to take it and reuse it?

iloveboyswittats 10

Sunday 1 May 2011 21:31

They lock up condoms in the drug store?

j_cat187 19

Monday 2 May 2011 7:36

i can get condoms at 7eleven but not cvs/albertsons

howslife123 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:31

and they thought you were a sweetheart who babysits for your children

howslife123 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:32

their children I mean

The_Commentor_ 6

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:51

Lol, your children.

leigha_mcneil 3

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:32

oh well better walk around with a used condom than a baby!

kekywobble 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:33

YDI for not throwing it away after using it, pig.

mrwavedrager96 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:33

ya was gettin it in!!!! lol

Niaa_fml 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:33

Okay, am I the only one that is bothered by the fact that OP just recklessly got up and picked up a random shirt off the floor? Firstly, it's so filthy to keep your clothes on the floor and even filthier wearing them. I won't even mention the condom not being thrown away.. I think I can forgive OP not mentioning washing before putting on clothes because there is a character limit on FML, or OP simply thought it was unnecessary to include that but honestly, everything else just makes me feel like you are unhygienic, OP.

CateXOX 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 19:39

I didn't so much mind the shirt on the floor as I did the used condom. Seriously, who does that?!

briidontgive_ 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 21:03

Yeah floors can be filthy,but if the shirt was clean and op hadn't wore it that long its not a big deal. Besides its just walking the dog. Anyways I'm guessing op didn't shower yet, so it wouldn't matter if the shirt is dirty, she can just shower and put on a clean one.