Intimacy: Giving and taking

Giving and taking

By patriarchal apparently - 29/06/2013 19:58 - Saint Lucia

Today, my girlfriend kicked me out for bringing up the idea of her maybe giving me a blowjob someday. According to her, it's "demeaning" and "sick". She doesn't seem to have a problem always making me go down on her for ages as a condition for having sex with me, though. FML

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Miscommunication

By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 05:45 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML

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Hidden

By bootyislife - 16/06/2015 20:01 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML

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Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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Double standard

By NoSexForMe - 13/07/2014 07:46 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

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That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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The pleasure, the pain

By BadBribe - 24/06/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML

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In training

By Anonymous - 13/12/2023 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend loves giving blowjobs; the problem is she is very bad at them, refuses to admit she is bad at them, and cries and stops talking to me every time I try and tell her how to do it better. My knob is red and sore where she keeps catching it with her teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 15:21 - Canada - Aurora

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML

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Fragile

By HashiManGo - 02/09/2022 14:00

Today, my girlfriend's bastard ex whispered in my ear that, "she used to suck my cock with that mouth, think about that the next time she tries to kiss you." Now it's all I can picture every time she kisses me, and it's lowkey disgusting, and turns me off. FML

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By ihateveganism - 22/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Barrington

Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML

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wootwootimahoot 10

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:18

Hypocrite.

Grand_Cookie 21

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:22

Sack up and stop doing it for her. Two can play that game.

Comments

PulseShock 9

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:26

Stop giving her oral... I go biblical on this one, an eye for an eye...oral for oral?

theaaxis 27

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:01

Forgive me if I'm wrong, but isn't 'an eye for an eye' from Gandhi?

dmattimeoj 12

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:03

in that case, consider yourself forgiven.

tikimuppet 11

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:06

@31 Gandhi said "an eye for an eye makes everyone blind". "An eye for an eye" was said in the book of Exodus.

SammyS2012 21

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:14

I thought "eye for an eye" was from the Babyloniab Code of Laws o.O

PulseShock 9

Sunday 30 June 2013 4:32

#31 get educated

gmian 34

Sunday 30 June 2013 5:34

An eye for an eye is originally from the code of Hammurabi, the Babylonian one, but the book of Exodus also uses it.

jesterkitty4 14

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:27

******** aren't bad, I enjoy giving them to my bf. she doesnt know what she's missing lol

Jivesliven 24

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:28

I get the feeling this comment was posted with the attention of getting attention/approval from males.

kiaora_fml 11

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:38

Not necessarily so, I enjoy giving them to my husband as well and I am female. Maybe the OP is concerned about the 'gag' factor, but either way she is selfish, as there are other things she can lick or play with down there. If she receives she should give also, maybe its 'demeaning' for OP to give his girlfriend oral, maybe he should tell her that.

ThatOneDrummer 8

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:39

*intention

perdix 29

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:27

That doesn't suck!

olpally 32

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:30

Selfish bitch. Tell her the exact same thing.

mmm666 16

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:30

Selfish people. Just tell her that same for going down on her!

Juneyah1017 9

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:31

Look her in the eye, pull down does drawls and say "Bitch! You gon learn today."

Metallica36176 16

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:36

Did you make a Kevin Hart reference? Because I approve..

Juneyah1017 9

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:30

Yeah I did lol and thank you

GimmeFive 10

Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:49

"Alright, alright, alriiiight!!"

FrankHotpants 31

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:31

There's way too many women out there to settle for anything less then perfect, which is different for everyone but that should include but not limited to the occasional ********.

kurodansei 16

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:33

You can take her out to dinner, but I suggest you stop eating out for awhile. But you should seriously have a talk about her hypocritical behavior. And the fact that she didn't just deny you, she kicked you out is a little overboard.