Intimacy: Giving and taking

Giving and taking

By patriarchal apparently - 29/06/2013 19:58 - Saint Lucia

Today, my girlfriend kicked me out for bringing up the idea of her maybe giving me a blowjob someday. According to her, it's "demeaning" and "sick". She doesn't seem to have a problem always making me go down on her for ages as a condition for having sex with me, though. FML

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Miscommunication

By Anonymous - 25/10/2012 05:45 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML

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Hidden

By bootyislife - 16/06/2015 20:01 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML

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Bored

By Taylor parsons - 29/10/2010 04:48 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML

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Double standard

By NoSexForMe - 13/07/2014 07:46 - United States - Rancho Cucamonga

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he could finally go down on me. He said, "No, that's disgusting" and then asked me for a blowjob. FML

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That escalated badly

By Anonymous - 19/03/2020 09:03

Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML

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The pleasure, the pain

By BadBribe - 24/06/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to bribe me to be good since we were going out to dinner with her parents by giving me a blowjob. The good news: it was one of the best she had ever given. The bad news: I came on her black dress. She responded by hitting in me in the nuts. Hard. FML

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In training

By Anonymous - 13/12/2023 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend loves giving blowjobs; the problem is she is very bad at them, refuses to admit she is bad at them, and cries and stops talking to me every time I try and tell her how to do it better. My knob is red and sore where she keeps catching it with her teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 15:21 - Canada - Aurora

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML

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Fragile

By HashiManGo - 02/09/2022 14:00

Today, my girlfriend's bastard ex whispered in my ear that, "she used to suck my cock with that mouth, think about that the next time she tries to kiss you." Now it's all I can picture every time she kisses me, and it's lowkey disgusting, and turns me off. FML

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By ihateveganism - 22/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Barrington

Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML

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Sunday 30 June 2013 2:18

Hypocrite.

Grand_Cookie 21

Sunday 30 June 2013 2:22

Sack up and stop doing it for her. Two can play that game.

Comments

EmsyyyRose13 24

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:29

Damn... That's kinda messed up.

JustStella 28

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:33

I must admit I had that same mentality. But then I grew up.

imtooshy 18

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:36

Sometimes in order to beat someone at their game you've gotta play by their rules. Man up, speak up and treat her as you're being treated.

Headcrab 29

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:39

Kick her out. Women like that should be avoided.

kernelkat 16

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:43

What's good for the gander is good for the goose

TynoMite 3

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:49

She's a lesbian. Sorry for your luck, OP.

Cazz91 21

Sunday 30 June 2013 3:55

You may want to have a long sit down heart to heart chat about that. If she really is disgusted doing that for you then you shouldn't feel obligated to go down on her if that isn't your cup of tea either.

Psychicgirl17 18

Sunday 30 June 2013 4:01

How is pleasuring your man by giving him a ******* demeaning?

vladimirnabokov 15

Sunday 30 June 2013 4:30

if she doesn't wanna go down on you she doesn't have to OP. however you shouldn't ever go down on her just because she says you have to. toss the bitch and find someone else who would be happy to be fair and equal in sex with you - there are tons of lovely ladies out there!