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By Anonymous - 28/03/2013 20:56 - France - Sainte-savine

Today, I was chatting with a co-worker, and she mentioned she has trouble swallowing pills. I replied that I'm lucky, because I have next to no gag reflex. Half the guys at the other registers abruptly went silent, and I'm now being constantly hit on. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice first impression.

By Losamus - 15/08/2018 23:30

Today, I didn't know I had a pill stuck in my throat until I coughed and it flew across the table, narrowly missing the weird guy sitting across from me in the break room. Turns out that weird guy is my new supervisor. FML

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Double entendre

By mel - 11/05/2012 21:23 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, while in the break room at work, I laughed at a co-worker's joke and started choking on my drink. My boss exclaimed in front of everyone, "We need to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML

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Fanny flutters

By Crosby - 19/04/2024 09:00 - United States - Madison

Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML

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Wobbly

By CheddarJack89 - 01/12/2012 08:35 - United States - Manchester

Today, after doing inventory at my job, I was approached by a co-worker who I had always thought was cute. I tried talking to her, but it was hard as I kept trembling and stuttering from spending two hours in a meat locker. Now she assumes that I'm "special". FML

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What?

By Patrick - 23/02/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

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By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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TMI, again

By toomuchmetal - 24/06/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 06:45 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML

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By gag reflex - 16/08/2014 16:03 - Australia - Burwood

Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML

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By a_dani365 - 06/07/2015 21:37 - United States - Omaha

Today, I was working customer service at a large grocery store. I recently got a small, tasteful septum piercing that is barely visible. As I greeted a customer, she began to gag, held out her hand as though she was fending me off, and said, "I can't. Your nose ring makes me sick." FML

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GlitterValentina 12

Friday 29 March 2013 2:39

They want you. Girl you the whole package.

rawr_ily96 24

Friday 29 March 2013 2:41

I feel sorry for you. Reminds me of my 8th grade math class in which I was the only girl besides the teacher in a room full of 15 hormonal boys.

Comments

clevercake 21

Friday 29 March 2013 21:42

why do men assume that no gag reflex means that you're easier than girls with one. It's infuriating.

SpartanMerc 18

Monday 1 April 2013 13:32

I don't think they believe she is easier, but they probably feel they can push further in than other girls would let them.

jcrb 11

Friday 29 March 2013 21:50

call me

kirb2154 3

Friday 29 March 2013 21:53

So they are thinking their pill sized dick wont gag you. They are so considerate!

Timmy_Boy 17

Friday 29 March 2013 23:44

I'm hearing pay rise?

sotheresthisgirl 8

Saturday 30 March 2013 0:08

#50 You sound proud, more then embarrassed. Condoms are powerful tools. Don't forget that.

sotheresthisgirl 8

Saturday 30 March 2013 0:11

Also, #50 Your name fits your comment.

queeennnale 18

Saturday 30 March 2013 1:28

Lmaaaaaoooo omg

beautycrush495 10

Saturday 30 March 2013 4:58

Seeing as though my gag reflex is non existent I did the same thing in the middle of male majority class of high school boys ...

wanderingshopper 13

Sunday 31 March 2013 8:25

And the downside is?

AscianShadow 1

Monday 8 April 2013 16:44

Lol I guess you should watch your back, and keep your mouth closes at any cost

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That is one thirsty pig!

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