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By Anonymous - 28/03/2013 20:56 - France - Sainte-savine

Today, I was chatting with a co-worker, and she mentioned she has trouble swallowing pills. I replied that I'm lucky, because I have next to no gag reflex. Half the guys at the other registers abruptly went silent, and I'm now being constantly hit on. FML

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Same thing different taste

Nice first impression.

By Losamus - 15/08/2018 23:30

Today, I didn't know I had a pill stuck in my throat until I coughed and it flew across the table, narrowly missing the weird guy sitting across from me in the break room. Turns out that weird guy is my new supervisor. FML

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You deserved it 485

Double entendre

By mel - 11/05/2012 21:23 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

Today, while in the break room at work, I laughed at a co-worker's joke and started choking on my drink. My boss exclaimed in front of everyone, "We need to teach this girl how to swallow!" to everyone's childish amusement. Now they won't stop calling me Spit. FML

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You deserved it 3 159

Fanny flutters

By Crosby - 19/04/2024 09:00 - United States - Madison

Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML

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You deserved it 111

Wobbly

By CheddarJack89 - 01/12/2012 08:35 - United States - Manchester

Today, after doing inventory at my job, I was approached by a co-worker who I had always thought was cute. I tried talking to her, but it was hard as I kept trembling and stuttering from spending two hours in a meat locker. Now she assumes that I'm "special". FML

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You deserved it 2 488

What?

By Patrick - 23/02/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year-old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

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You deserved it 7 440

By Chubby - 17/11/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, I told my boss about a coworker that had been hitting on me. She looked me dead in the eye and said "I was afraid that would happen. He's a bit of a chubby chaser." FML

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You deserved it 5 182

TMI, again

By toomuchmetal - 24/06/2009 19:17 - United States

Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears. The very heavy cashier asks how big my gauges are and then starts telling me about how she recently got her clitoris pierced and how sometimes she has orgasms behind the register. FML

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You deserved it 13 711

By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 06:45 - Canada - Oakville

Today, while waiting in line to get my medication, a man who just got his prescription looked me up and down and said "Penis pills, right? Ya look like the type." Then he walked out as a couple of other guys in line started snickering. FML

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You deserved it 1 816

By gag reflex - 16/08/2014 16:03 - Australia - Burwood

Today, while I was at the dentist, I couldn't stop gagging when he tried to put a tab in my mouth to get an x-ray. As I left, I overheard him saying, "I feel sorry for her boyfriend." FML

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You deserved it 9 810

By a_dani365 - 06/07/2015 21:37 - United States - Omaha

Today, I was working customer service at a large grocery store. I recently got a small, tasteful septum piercing that is barely visible. As I greeted a customer, she began to gag, held out her hand as though she was fending me off, and said, "I can't. Your nose ring makes me sick." FML

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You deserved it 9 647

GlitterValentina 12

Friday 29 March 2013 2:39

They want you. Girl you the whole package.

rawr_ily96 24

Friday 29 March 2013 2:41

I feel sorry for you. Reminds me of my 8th grade math class in which I was the only girl besides the teacher in a room full of 15 hormonal boys.

Comments

dancinmelanie 6

Friday 29 March 2013 5:47

This happened to me, but my entire class...

cobalttanker 14

Friday 29 March 2013 6:14

You sound amazing, I have something to try that theory out on ;)

asnakelovinbabe 16

Friday 29 March 2013 6:25

Exactly! But I can see why OP might have felt this was an FML in the moment it happened. Try having your drunk friend announce to about 30 people at a party how much their friend here loves giving head. Hilarious now but at that moment... awkwarrrddddd. And suddenly all of the guys were a lot nicer to me! It must have been my incredibly nice personality. Yep. That's it.

akiahara 14

Friday 29 March 2013 7:14

Thinking before speaking prevents all sorts of social gaffes. You should probably consider it, or there will be potentially awkward consequences.

Tavers 19

Friday 29 March 2013 21:22

But where's the fun in that?

allisadawn91 8

Friday 29 March 2013 7:18

That's freakin awesome lol

sohaib89 7

Friday 29 March 2013 7:25

Have you heard of the phrase "too much information"? Because majority of times it is not needed at all, majority of times you don't have to reply to a statement. Right now what you can do is give it time, don't let it get to you and in due time it will be forgotten.

LUFT 12

Friday 29 March 2013 8:38

Haha perverts XD

MakinMills 12

Friday 29 March 2013 9:00

Awkward. Maybe the boss will promote you.

Pstraka6 20

Friday 29 March 2013 10:12

look for the good in this one! take it as a compliment or use it to your advantage with them by messing with them!

spottyblanket 8

Friday 29 March 2013 10:18

That really sucks op. Why do people have to be so imature? If they keep doing it, report them for sexually harassing you, you should not have to put up with that nonsense.

Evgeny2222 11

Friday 29 March 2013 12:55

She doesn't have to "put up" with natural interest from guys? Well, that sounds reasonable.

Raum 19

Friday 29 March 2013 19:04

#67 - She absolutely does not have to put up with this sudden "interest". It's abundantly clear that they're only interested in her because they want to shove their dicks in her mouth. And, since she posted it on FML, this attention is clearly unwanted. It's sexual harrassment, and that is NEVER okay. So it's more than reasonable for her to go to a manager (or even higher up if necessary).