Embarrassing, Drunk, Relatable, Awkward and Parents: Go home dad, you're drunk

Erm, so I see you can look into the future huh? You posted this in the morning and you already knew whats going to happen in the afternoon! wow, just saying ;)

Kleopetra 2

Friday 9 September 2011 15:33

I would say you got a really cool dad... :)

QuarterOPie 3

Monday 12 September 2011 4:11

i made this comment and editited it for a badge.....

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